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# God, I just accidentally clicked 'I like this' before checking the filesize, can you undo it please
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
# 220k will use up your bandwidth for the month...er wut?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
# My internet allowance is beside the point, there are Very Important Rules
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:36, archived)
# 400
400 250
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:36, archived)
# Do you 'rember' anything else?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
# Depends how good is his mem
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)
# Damn it thanks
member
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:45, archived)
# Peterkaint! more like
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:57, archived)
# as in 'kaint get it up?'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# we should have a how-we-got-our-b3ta-name day
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:11, archived)
# I like this idea
Although mine is obvious, I do wonder where LS18 originated
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:27, archived)
# LS is an alphabetic phonic representation of my last name, Ellis....
18 was the first set of numbers that was acceptable to the dialogue thingy

EDIT: Paint! isn't all that obvious. Could mean you paint houses for a living, portraits, or even that you huff paint . . . to name a few.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:44, archived)
# I don't have photoshop
:(
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:48, archived)
# Cruising Capacity does well without
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:55, archived)
# That job belongs to the MODS
Maybe it will remind them to put up the new image challenge before Friday?
also I have no idea how to do that
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:31, archived)
# Log in as God?
Check your gaz, maybe you were sent a password
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)
# Where is he anyway?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:39, archived)
# God is everywhere.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# Except here
or so it seems
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:47, archived)
# Jesus answered and said unto him, "What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter."
Mysterious fellow.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:42, archived)
# Amen
Tribs 0:42
A wonderfully wise passage indeed :)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:59, archived)
# RIP Mystery_Bob
Some days
I really regret writing specific numbers in the FAQ. It has just given rise to a cult of people waiting with baited breath to pounce on anybody posting an image 2 or 3 KB over a limit that I just happened to pull out of my ass with no scientific reasoning behind it.

It's about using optimisation to make your images no larger than they need to be, rather than sticking rigidly to a number. If there are any problematically huge pictures on the board, then there are mods who can fix it.

One thing I have learned on b3ta over the years though, is that people like to define a set of board rules so they can pick on new people when they break one of those rules.

I think it probably has to do with compensating for penis size.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# alright dribble, I was reading that only yesterday
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:12, archived)
# RIP to all our fallen heroes
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 7:47, archived)
# It only takes a few seconds to optimize your image, and those users still on dial-up will thank you for it
This version is just as funny and only a fraction of the filesize
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:25, archived)
# Oh wait, found a way to make it smaller
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:36, archived)