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# I'm hoping if I push the image challenge vote off the board it will activate the chosen image challenge
shag
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# God, I just accidentally clicked "I like this" before checking the filesize, can you undo it please
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
# 220k will use up your bandwidth for the month...er wut?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
# My internet allowance is beside the point, there are Very Important Rules
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:36, archived)
# 400
400 250
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# Do you 'rember' anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
# Depends how good is his mem
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)
# Damn it thanks
member
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# Peterkaint! more like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:57, archived)
# as in 'kaint get it up?'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# we should have a how-we-got-our-b3ta-name day
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:11, archived)
# I like this idea
Although mine is obvious, I do wonder where LS18 originated
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# LS is an alphabetic phonic representation of my last name, Ellis....
18 was the first set of numbers that was acceptable to the dialogue thingy

EDIT: Paint! isn't all that obvious. Could mean you paint houses for a living, portraits, or even that you huff paint . . . to name a few.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:44, archived)
# I don't have photoshop
:(
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# Cruising Capacity does well without
<3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:55, archived)
# That job belongs to the MODS
Maybe it will remind them to put up the new image challenge before Friday?
also I have no idea how to do that
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# Log in as God?
Check your gaz, maybe you were sent a password
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)
# Where is he anyway?
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# God is everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# Except here
or so it seems
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# Jesus answered and said unto him, "What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter."
Mysterious fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:42, archived)
# Amen
Tribs 0:42
A wonderfully wise passage indeed :)
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:59, archived)
# RIP Mystery_Bob
Some days
I really regret writing specific numbers in the FAQ. It has just given rise to a cult of people waiting with baited breath to pounce on anybody posting an image 2 or 3 KB over a limit that I just happened to pull out of my ass with no scientific reasoning behind it.

It's about using optimisation to make your images no larger than they need to be, rather than sticking rigidly to a number. If there are any problematically huge pictures on the board, then there are mods who can fix it.

One thing I have learned on b3ta over the years though, is that people like to define a set of board rules so they can pick on new people when they break one of those rules.

I think it probably has to do with compensating for penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# alright dribble, I was reading that only yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:12, archived)
# RIP to all our fallen heroes
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 7:47, archived)
# It only takes a few seconds to optimize your image, and those users still on dial-up will thank you for it
This version is just as funny and only a fraction of the filesize
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
# bindun
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# Oh wait, found a way to make it smaller
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:36, archived)
# What's the chosen image challenge?
Or am I not allowed to ask because it's like Fight Club or the Townswomen's Guild's Xmas party or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:28, archived)
# probs love
or furniture
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# lesbians, finally!
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# Pirates vs lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:20, archived)
#
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# It's been a long time coming
Quite a popular choice
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# That's what SHE said
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 1:59, archived)
# Dirty bitch
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# i don't like the font and you are too brown
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# Michael Jackson thought that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 2:04, archived)
#
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# LOL
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