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# Wacky research and development
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/04/13/heinz-promoted-its-new-mayochup-and-sparked-an-international-controversy/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a173e7397019

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:00, archived)
# now make one with Remoulade and Mustard
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:09, archived)
# I see where that's headed
😁
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:11, archived)
# WTF is remoulade?

will relish do?
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
# hahah--You are hopeless, P!
😅
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:23, archived)
# That is very true, I meant to put mustAsh!
Doh!
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:36, archived)
# I detest any conbination of existing products presented as a new product
If you buy mayo and ketchup, you have both condiments separately, or the combination, in any ratio you like.

[traditional]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:53, archived)
# Hah!
I'm afraid to ask if this is a real product

EDIT: Also, why do some labels read, 'REAL' Mayonaisse? Is the world overrun with fake mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:58, archived)
# Real contains vegetable oil, vinegar, lemon and/or lime juice, and egg yolks
non Real doesn't. Like the vegan ones don't have eggs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:20, archived)
# Right, well I guess part of the question is why does mayo need to
advertise it's authenticity, while most other condiments don't. We never see Real Mustard, for example. An exception, "Real tomato Ketchup, Eddie?" ~ Clark Griswold.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:46, archived)
# it'll all be legal action taken by one company against another
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)
# Nothing but the best!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:08, archived)
# "You're the gourmet around here, Eddie."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:17, archived)
# Where does Salad Cream come in?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:18, archived)
# we probably shouldn't ask about anything creamy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:26, archived)
# a cruet invention
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:51, archived)
# Happy Candles old person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:22, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:25, archived)
# :-(((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)
# Yes, and I have the feeling that some of the fast-food 'secret sauces' are created that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:00, archived)
# Now do horseradish and cocktail sauce
'horsecock'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:31, archived)
# haha, well I WOULD do that condiment image for you if I were
YOU('RE) PHOTOSHOP BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:48, archived)
# :D
I've seen better looking cat heads run over by trucks ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:56, archived)
# I would buy this cat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
#
buy sexy time
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:16, archived)
# *cough* thousand island *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:39, archived)
# exactly, but without the 'island' bits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
# Those food allergies are getting ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:34, archived)
# *chortles*
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:38, archived)