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[challenge entry] B&Q

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(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:28, archived)
# I would swear that came with an axe.
Is anyone else wondering where Smash monkey is.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:35, archived)
# i heard smashy was involved in some kind of x factors got the talent to win a job thingy
a bit like the running man but at the job centre or something
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:40, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:49, archived)
# No association with axe murdering, just hadn't seen her around.
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 2:32, archived)
# Looks like she's been active in /talk
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:39, archived)
# nice way to take the heat off yourself for a while...
she's been active on /talk
she's shackled in my basement never to be seen again
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:47, archived)
# have you got frogbeat down there too?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:50, archived)
# I let her keep her mobile, but damned her to /talk as punishment
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 13:25, archived)
# :)
you can do it!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 2:21, archived)
# If you B&Q it!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 13:23, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)
# Prison terms lolz
:)
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:33, archived)
# Rosemary seeds...
you have gone too far. Too far I say!
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 17:26, archived)
# Ah, but if everything was legal
advertising this is legal

but murder itself would also be legal

so why the need to hide a body?

eh?

EH?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 17:50, archived)
# What else are you going to do with it?
Prop it up in the corner of the kitchen and serve it crumpets?
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 19:53, archived)
# I was thinking maybe put it on the barbecue
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 21:03, archived)
# Ha!
Reminds me of a comic I drew, (back when I thought I could be bothered to draw a regular comic... and quickly realising I couldn't.)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 15:09, archived)
# "How many people did you kill and bury in the garden Fred?"
"Eight."

"That's funny, we know of 12."

"Well, I'm a builder. I always add 50% to the original estimate."

/oldjoke
(, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 23:05, archived)