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[challenge entry] Lidl Britain

From the Political Sitcoms challenge. See all 42 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 15:35, archived)
# Hello ,welcome to b3ta. Pull up a chair, there are lots of empty ones, shop a kitten into something vaguely political which includes a superhero reference, you'll never leave, that's what we used to say, you know, before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 18:57, archived)
# before everyone left
because of piss-poor modding
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 20:49, archived)
# They're just protecting us from substandard Internet content,
by arbitrarily deleting the substandard Internet content they don't like and promoting the substandard Internet content they inexplicably do like.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:46, archived)
# fp this now
(97800, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:48, archived)
# stop passive-aggressively complaining, it triggers me
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:54, archived)
# We should probably warn the new person about the dangers of trying to be funny on this digital puerile humour site
(97800, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:57, archived)
# I'm sure he had to pass his b3ta Gold exam before being allowed to post,
so he should have been well-briefed already.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 30 Jul 2019, 23:02, archived)
# I get triggered
by people talking about being triggered.

And when I say triggered, I mean turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 12:45, archived)
# Excuse me, Sir...
...is b3tards.com still available? I heard it was a safe and reliable site to store my images.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 21:02, archived)
# Let me know if you get a reply,
most of my intellectual property is on there somewhere.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 30 Jul 2019, 23:03, archived)
# I got a reply!
Some Snotty guy found this
image and returned it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 0:04, archived)
# 'Somewhere' as in platters in a steel drum somewhere in China waiting to be melted down?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 0:48, archived)
# Love it
and welcome to da board
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 19:34, archived)
# Welcome to the board
You'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 20:12, archived)
# Welcome aboard, lovely work
Ignore the passive aggressive complaining from other people about unrelated things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 21:34, archived)
#
(ignore 0.1)
(ozof, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:16, archived)
# And yet the mods do nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 22:40, archived)
# I wonder why new people don't stick around when everyone tells them the site is shit
it's a mystery
(horrid, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 13:48, archived)
# 3 1/2 hours with no comment after a first post might have something to do with it though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 15:35, archived)
# Thanks for the welcome.
I'll try not to stink the place up too much.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 16:13, archived)
# That's the spirit <3
(97800, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Jul 2019, 21:47, archived)
# In good homes, people blame the farting on the dogs.
Here we blame Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Aug 2019, 0:52, archived)