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# Offers welcome
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:09, archived)
# Would it be racist to ask the color of your skin?
Oh wait . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Not at all...
it's gammon colour.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:24, archived)
# Not linked to these gammon supremacy groups, I trust.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:38, archived)
# No, rest assured it's race friendly and 100% organic
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:42, archived)
# I really dislike the egg and spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:19, archived)
# I think I know someone who reads Daily Mail, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 1:41, archived)
# Ooo, snuggly onesie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:32, archived)
# You're making assumptions about its size...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Hehehe.
Oh look, it's got a special pocket for a chipolata and 2 hazelnuts...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 8 Jan 2020, 20:46, archived)
# Somebody please reboot the magic donkey...
it's clearly malfunctioning...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 21:06, archived)
# I am going to keep asking if I can have your toof holes until you acquiesce.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:18, archived)
# Fine
have my toof holes. (I had to google 'acquiesce', is it just me or is B3ta far too high brow these days?)
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
# I am a posh twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:47, archived)
# most of the kids who could
have grown up.
(ozof, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 1:52, archived)
# Reported, item not as described
It's still full of person
(97800, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:23, archived)
# Man juice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:31, archived)
# I apologise...
but no returns or refunds.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:23, archived)
# I read that as "otters welcome",
then realised that wasn't what you were saying, and I protest in the strongest possible terms.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:37, archived)
# Sea otters routinely rape baby seals to death.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:48, archived)
# Andi?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:52, archived)
#
Do they come in 'His' and 'Hers'?


Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:53, archived)