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From the Two panel celebrity name jokes challenge. See all 292 entries (open)

(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 21:37, archived)
# There's also gotta be a blonde joke in there somewhere
;)
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:01, archived)
# The one about 'aeroplane' blondes?
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:47, archived)
# The blonde rowing her boat in a cornfield
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:06, archived)
# *adds "rowing her boat" to list of euphemisms*
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:08, archived)
# PS: FFS!
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:04, archived)
# DAVID COULDN'TSCHWIMMER
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:17, archived)
# She needs a Courtney COX
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:17, archived)
# WATERSPORT-BASED PUN ON WHATEVER THE OTHER ONES WERE CALLED
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:18, archived)
# Oarsoff Welles
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:21, archived)
# Jonathan Upthecreek
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:22, archived)
# Inspector Faceswap
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:03, archived)
# Varooomica Lake
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Coral O'Brien
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Tina Tunaboat
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:19, archived)
# Harold Shipman
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Don Knotts
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:24, archived)
# David Buoy
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:45, archived)
# Pontoon Banton
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Paul Rudderless
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Daniel von Bargen
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Piers Morgan
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:50, archived)
# Soupy Sails
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:00, archived)
# Roger Waters
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Joan Rivers
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:08, archived)
# slow down!!
Ummm, Elizabeth Banks

mmmm
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:09, archived)
# Roe v. Wade
XD * Row vs Wade* XD
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:14, archived)
# Winner!!
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:14, archived)
# So now you explained it.
That kind of ruins the joke.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 2:32, archived)
# there's that, too
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 3:43, archived)
# MATTHEW FERRY
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:56, archived)
# BOAT LE BLANC
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:57, archived)
# JENNIFER ANISTOAR
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:00, archived)
# yeah I know this one is even more terrible than the rest,
but I had to complete the set somehow.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Jenniferry Aniston
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 7:55, archived)
# Jettyfer Aniston
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 13:26, archived)
# I hope Bagpuss kitten doesn't fall in.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:16, archived)
#
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, oar even your year.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:49, archived)
# subtale
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 3:09, archived)
# Courtney Coxswain
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:34, archived)
# MAR-SAIL (the monkey)
(, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 12:19, archived)