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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 21:37, archived)
# There's also gotta be a blonde joke in there somewhere
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:01, archived)
# The one about 'aeroplane' blondes?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:47, archived)
# The blonde rowing her boat in a cornfield
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:06, archived)
# *adds "rowing her boat" to list of euphemisms*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:08, archived)
# PS: FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:04, archived)
# DAVID COULDN'TSCHWIMMER
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:17, archived)
# She needs a Courtney COX
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:17, archived)
# WATERSPORT-BASED PUN ON WHATEVER THE OTHER ONES WERE CALLED
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:18, archived)
# Oarsoff Welles
(97800, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:21, archived)
# Jonathan Upthecreek
(97800, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:22, archived)
# Inspector Faceswap
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:03, archived)
# Varooomica Lake
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Coral O'Brien
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Tina Tunaboat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:19, archived)
# Harold Shipman
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Don Knotts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:24, archived)
# David Buoy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:45, archived)
# Pontoon Banton
(97800, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Paul Rudderless
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Daniel von Bargen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Piers Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:50, archived)
# Soupy Sails
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:00, archived)
# Roger Waters
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Joan Rivers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:08, archived)
# slow down!!
Ummm, Elizabeth Banks

mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:09, archived)
# Roe v. Wade
XD * Row vs Wade* XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:14, archived)
# Winner!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:14, archived)
# So now you explained it.
That kind of ruins the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 1:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11304107
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 2:32, archived)
# there's that, too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin /ˌō ˌkänˈtre(ə)r/, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 3:43, archived)
# MATTHEW FERRY
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:56, archived)
# BOAT LE BLANC
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 22:57, archived)
# JENNIFER ANISTOAR
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:00, archived)
# yeah I know this one is even more terrible than the rest,
but I had to complete the set somehow.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Jenniferry Aniston
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 7:55, archived)
# Jettyfer Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 13:26, archived)
# I hope Bagpuss kitten doesn't fall in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:16, archived)
#
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, oar even your year.
(b0rk3d, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 23:49, archived)
# subtale
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 3:09, archived)
# Courtney Coxswain
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub established board noob, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 0:34, archived)
# MAR-SAIL (the monkey)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 18 Jan 2020, 12:19, archived)