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(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 2:00, archived)
# frankly
anyone suspected of having admired anyone for any reason, whose actions could be construed as having condoned or expressed racism, genderism, religious intolerance or any ism associated in any way with anything i personally find objectionable - from a moral and/or ethical standpoint, of course - should be drowned until they confess and repent
(ozof, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 3:09, archived)
# But then we'd have to buy your 500 page tome "The objections of Ozof"
which even if it is accompanied by the pocket sized "Thoughts of Ozof" and does provide a voucher for 10% off the 20 volume autobiography "Ozof: a life" still isn't worthwhile at the "low, low price" of only £249.99 not inc. p&p
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)
# well, the committee still can't agree on a colour for the vegan leather binding
and we're still trying to find a carbon-neutral printer willing to use the recycled toilet paper we've been stockpiling...
(ozof, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 13:10, archived)
# I'd support tearing down a Benny Hill statue because his cultural contributions have retarded human progress.
That said, I wouldn't be comfortable comparing what an actual slave trader did to what Benny Hill did. Your satire seems to be in support of monuments to slavery.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 15:51, archived)
# Who's the person on the bridge wielding a giant grey cone?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 16:20, archived)
# Shaft
(97800, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 17:13, archived)
# Right on
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Can you dig it
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 22:56, archived)
# My first first page
Is it sad to be chuffed?
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 17:18, archived)
# yes
i’m afraid so
(ozof, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 18:49, archived)
# You didn’t feel happy when you got your first fp?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 19:14, archived)
# yes
but times have changed, mofaha.
the “front page” is like the erratic royal favour of a syphilitic king.
for a very long time, the only measure of appreciation for one’s effort worth more than an uncomfortable shit has been a complimentary reply.
(ozof, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 22:36, archived)
# So when you were happy with your first fp that was legitimate, but now it isn't, because of syphilis. Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2020, 3:15, archived)
# oh. i'm terribly sorry, your grace. i had no idea.
i understand antibiotics can help in the early stages
(ozof, Mon 15 Jun 2020, 4:36, archived)
# How dare you, I’m late stage, not some kind of syphilis n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2020, 13:10, archived)
# No, it’s not sad at all, it’s nice to get on the fp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 19:12, archived)
# I was very happy for both FP's I received in 18 years time
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 22:13, archived)
# I had 41...holy shit!
I think HappyToast has like 2000 though...ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 22:37, archived)
# CORRUPTION
(97800, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 23:09, archived)
#
I think I've had three, but I don't post much and only when it interests me.

I do feel now its just a "something something something Trump is orange something" machine though.
(LokiMD, Mon 15 Jun 2020, 1:03, archived)
# I advise you to celebtrate well in advance. Now, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jun 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Yay
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 23:56, archived)