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[challenge entry] Yo homes, smell ya later!

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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:51, archived)
# Homes or Holmes?
Both seem to be in use. I shall have to find the official sheet music to get to the bottom of this deeply important issue.

Nice, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 15:55, archived)
# Just had a little look myself
Holmes
Homes
Home
From 3 different websites
mysterious
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# I believe homes is used more commonly by African Americans,
whereas holmes is used more by Latin/Mexican Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)
# + Arthur Conan Doyle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:34, archived)
# homes, presumably a contraction of homeboys?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:45, archived)
# ^this
I think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:03, archived)
# As opposed to a fictional victorian detective
ffs
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Yo sup Watson? All good Holmes. Finna catch Moriarty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:51, archived)
# ...wow...
...who knew you were so hip to the street lingo :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# ^unaware of the use of homonyms in hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:07, archived)
# fictional?
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:59, archived)
# The correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:15, archived)
# He might want to wear a napkin
so he doesn't get any updog on his smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:22, archived)
# Is this a set up line so I ask
What's up dog?
Edit:Yes it really is a smashing blouse
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Have you seen Micho?
He says he wants two CDs, but I think he actually wants two ligma.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# But seriously
has anybody seen Micho?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Ugh. It's Mofaha who has the Barbie leg fetish
I like REAL feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
# Unreal feet more like.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Pedro you know perfectly well it was only after repeated harassment via gaz that I outed you. I couldn’t bear to watch another one of those insertion videos.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:31, archived)
# You’ll deny this obviously. As would I, in your situation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:18, archived)
# That's not a movie.
No points.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Gimme my points gub~gub
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel-Air_(film)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:29, archived)
# I'm sorry, i didn't know! FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
# Though I do have to take away points for misspelling chili
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:47, archived)
# It's cold chili.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:51, archived)
#  I believe chili is used more commonly by Americans
whereas chilli is used more by everyone else.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Whoa!...gub-gub, you got served (chilli).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Yum!
Coincidentally I am having canned chili for lunch right now!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# If you call people of the Americas American
But tbh I'm one of the worst spellers here.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# 0_0
Does Carlton still do the dance?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Yup
Saw him do it last year on a late night tv show
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:58, archived)
# I heard he was trying to sue Fortnite for copyright infringement
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/11318490
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Turns out he dropped the suit
www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/03/07/alfonso-ribeiro-drops-carlton-dance-suit-against-fortnite/3098433002/
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
# You can own a dance?
The Horizontal Bop is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Can you do it to speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Not anymore :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:55, archived)