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[challenge entry] Yo homes, smell ya later!

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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 14:51, archived)
# Homes or Holmes?
Both seem to be in use. I shall have to find the official sheet music to get to the bottom of this deeply important issue.

Nice, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 15:55, archived)
# Just had a little look myself
Holmes
Homes
Home
From 3 different websites
mysterious
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# I believe homes is used more commonly by African Americans,
whereas holmes is used more by Latin/Mexican Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)
# + Arthur Conan Doyle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:34, archived)
# homes, presumably a contraction of homeboys?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:45, archived)
# ^this
I think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:03, archived)
# As opposed to a fictional victorian detective
ffs
(97800, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Yo sup Watson? All good Holmes. Finna catch Moriarty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:51, archived)
# ...wow...
...who knew you were so hip to the street lingo :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)
# ^unaware of the use of homonyms in hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 20:07, archived)
# fictional?
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:59, archived)
# The correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:15, archived)
# He might want to wear a napkin
so he doesn't get any updog on his smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:22, archived)
# Is this a set up line so I ask
What's up dog?
Edit:Yes it really is a smashing blouse
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Have you seen Micho?
He says he wants two CDs, but I think he actually wants two ligma.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# But seriously
has anybody seen Micho?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jul 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Ugh. It's Mofaha who has the Barbie leg fetish
I like REAL feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)
# Unreal feet more like.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Pedro you know perfectly well it was only after repeated harassment via gaz that I outed you. I couldn’t bear to watch another one of those insertion videos.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:31, archived)
# You’ll deny this obviously. As would I, in your situation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:18, archived)
# That's not a movie.
No points.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Gimme my points gub~gub
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel-Air_(film)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 17:29, archived)
# I'm sorry, i didn't know! FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
# Though I do have to take away points for misspelling chili
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:47, archived)
# It's cold chili.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:51, archived)
#  I believe chili is used more commonly by Americans
whereas chilli is used more by everyone else.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Whoa!...gub-gub, you got served (chilli).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Yum!
Coincidentally I am having canned chili for lunch right now!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# If you call people of the Americas American
But tbh I'm one of the worst spellers here.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# 0_0
Does Carlton still do the dance?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Yup
Saw him do it last year on a late night tv show
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 18:58, archived)
# I heard he was trying to sue Fortnite for copyright infringement
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:26, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com/board/11318490
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 19:48, archived)
# You can own a dance?
The Horizontal Bop is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Can you do it to speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Not anymore :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jul 2020, 23:55, archived)