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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:32,
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People who don't like bountiesare probably fussy eaters who think poppadoms are unfathomably exotic or something. Who tried olives once and Never. Again.
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Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:02,
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I'm not keen on Bounty bars or poppadoms and I fucking love olives.
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sat 12 Dec 2020, 22:06,
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Okay. I don't like cake. It's vulgar and wasteful and makes my tastebuds crawl.Icing, to me, is like too much sugar mixed with tramp shit.
Cake fluff's texture reminds me of stomach lining mixed with hair. I don't even know what to call the fluff of a cake. It's a bit like bread, but horrible and overwhelmingly sweet.
The gunk sometimes found in the middle of a cake is, to me, like too much sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal.
The allegedly edible toys, glitters and arts and crafts guff found on top of 'fancy' cupcakes, birthday cakes, wedding cakes, etc, should only impress the least intelligent children under 5 years old. Adults who get excited over hundreds & thousands on a sugary bun should be rounded up and mercilessly killed, their fats rendered for soap and their assets donated to charities fighting habitat loss and climate change.
(Cake fluff's texture reminds me of stomach lining mixed with hair. I don't even know what to call the fluff of a cake. It's a bit like bread, but horrible and overwhelmingly sweet.
The gunk sometimes found in the middle of a cake is, to me, like too much sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal.
The allegedly edible toys, glitters and arts and crafts guff found on top of 'fancy' cupcakes, birthday cakes, wedding cakes, etc, should only impress the least intelligent children under 5 years old. Adults who get excited over hundreds & thousands on a sugary bun should be rounded up and mercilessly killed, their fats rendered for soap and their assets donated to charities fighting habitat loss and climate change.
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sun 13 Dec 2020, 19:13,
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Wow, someone else who doesn't eat cake, thick icing is horrid.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:37,
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The gunk sometimes found in the middle of a cake is, to me, like too much sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal, is that what you're saying?So, ideally, you'd like less sugar mixed with period blood, birdshit and raw offal, is that what you're saying?
Because honestly, that sounds reasonable to me.
(Because honestly, that sounds reasonable to me.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 14 Dec 2020, 3:10,
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