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(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 14:53, archived)
# It does amuse me that anyone thinks it would have made a blind bit of difference to the last 4 years
if the pissgate footage had been shown in the Super Bowl ad break, with a personal introduction by Vladimir Putin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Being amused is good though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)
# It is, you're right.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 16 Dec 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Ok, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 23:18, archived)
# You're very welcome.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 11:08, archived)
# Those women appear to be pissing out of their butts, perhaps it’s diarrhea, also they are not social distancing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:18, archived)
#
I 'shopped in some really incredible pelvic floor muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:30, archived)
# I just hope they’re wearing masks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:35, archived)
# On their butts?
(dribble, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:36, archived)
# I mean, has there been a study yet into whether Covid can be spread by farting
(dribble, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Not as such but there's been lots of discussion on the subject.
The best article: eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/04/23/fact-check-no-evidence-passing-gas-spreads-covid-19/5152813002/

tl;dr: It's possible but massively unlikely.

The virus is certainly present in stool samples, even weeks after infection. Faecal matter is present in unimpeded farts, but much, much less present in farts that have passed through underpants and clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 18:43, archived)
# it's almost as if
having a couple of layers of cloth between where it exits the body and the outside world somehow impedes the ability of the particles to spread into the wider atmosphere...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 0:54, archived)
# Bleach enemas. I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute.
And is there a way where we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a colonic irrigation? So it'd be interesting to check that.
(dribble, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:46, archived)
# They should shine a strong light up their cornholes, doctors should, trained doctors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 17:02, archived)
# Future generations will never believe any of this
(dribble, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 17:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11332260
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 18:38, archived)
# A bigly Trump statue
gold, of course
(dribble, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 18:53, archived)
# that's ok
we won't believe the shitshow they'll have to live through, either.
(ozof, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 18:55, archived)
# All the cool kidz are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 20:17, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Dec 2020, 20:54, archived)
# It's not my best work, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 20:57, archived)
# No, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 23:19, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 0:46, archived)
# :)
I thought of you earlier. I reckon your kaleidoscopic face images could look great put through the dream thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 0:59, archived)
# I might try it after I'm done deep-dreaming every Trump photo I can get my hands on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 1:06, archived)
# Deep Style is where it’s at
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 1:24, archived)
# You kids...
Back in my day, we would wait until we got 104f fever, then just draw something
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 2:48, archived)
# PS:
They're coming for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 3:32, archived)