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[challenge entry] Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.


Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.

From the Coronavirus challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:40, archived)
# <3
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:12, archived)
# Can we skip to the part where Elmer Fudd comes on and shoots the moron
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:44, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)
# (⍨)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)
# I predict they'll be shut within two weeks.
Only because Boris says they are definitely, absolutely, 100% safe.
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:17, archived)
# No, I'm not a blustering idiot making endless u-turns, I'm being GUIDED BY THE SCIENCE.
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:32, archived)
# He blustered away not answering questions on Marr this morning
Rather than "science" he repeatedly mentioned "public health advice".
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)
# It's what politicians do.
I've listened to dozens of ministerial "grillings" on breakfast radio over the course of this year, and I don't recall a single straight answer being given. Or in fact, any acknowledgement of what the questions were. They might as well just say, "I'm glad you asked me that, Mishal, now I shall read a series of totally unrelated pre-prepared statements".

Bring back fucking Paxo. Asking the same question thirty or more times until he finally broke them.
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:02, archived)
# Or until they had to stop the interview. I completely agree, there’s nothing even approaching that level of relentlessness in the US mainstream media and i5 would be very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:38, archived)
# My favourite tune by Manfred Mann & his Earth Band
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:50, archived)
# Thomas Dolby, you mean
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:18, archived)
# That's what I said
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)
# Magnus Magnusson
Edit - his son was named Magnus Magnussonsson, probably
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:45, archived)
# I mean Magnus Pyke
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:46, archived)
# <3
Yeah, I had to look it up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:51, archived)
# Ultra Magnusson
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:51, archived)
# Maga Magasson
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:15, archived)
# Brakaroom
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:19, archived)
# This is not even in my top ten game show host explosive deaths
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:27, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:42, archived)
# I hope they got good coffee in the Brakaroom.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 3:00, archived)
# Well that might be the issue.
You need to be guided by an innate sense of superiority and a deep belief in religious verisimilitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:07, archived)
# Did I say two weeks? I meant 24 hours
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:25, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:54, archived)
# Why is this not FPed yet?
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:21, archived)
# Woo, Yay, Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:53, archived)
# FP Now
or I won't go to school
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:04, archived)
# There’s something very Monty Python about his arm.
Terry Gilliam I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:17, archived)
# I thought this also.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)
# Haha great gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:09, archived)