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[challenge entry] Meanwhile...at the White House...

From the President Trump challenge. See all 527 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:12, archived)
# His adamantium-coated skeleton is gonna be the best, the strongest, ask anyone
(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:16, archived)
# It’s all my own bones
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:44, archived)
# Retractable spurs, bub
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 1:28, archived)
# dipped in boiling piss, YES!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:05, archived)
# This is terrible! It will wash out his lovely orange hue :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:14, archived)
# They’re using this as the template for the new lawn ornament sensation, “Lawn Shouting Trump”. You too can be yelled at by former president Trump as you mow your lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:12, archived)
# I would get one which is made like Billy Bass.
where the head pops out and shouts, "FAKE NEWS"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:15, archived)
# Haha yes, there should be a whole list of short quotes, randomly selected each time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:21, archived)
# NO COLLUSION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:22, archived)
# HER EMAILS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:22, archived)
# PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:23, archived)
# SAD!
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
# BAD HOMBRES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
# SHE'S NOW GOT THE BIG PHONY TITS
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:26, archived)
# Seen Vic Berger’s “best of Melania” video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2IDtLvdNI

If this is not your thing, forgive me for the assault on your senses. I love this sort of thing, and even then it’s difficult to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:32, archived)
# Haunting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Haha. Surreal.
He made America entertaining again. Bernie would have been so boring, with his fairness and compassion.
Who cares if the rich got trillions.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:50, archived)
# Essentially a 4-season reality show with a staggering budget and world-changing consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:41, archived)
# THE BEST REALITY SHOW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:59, archived)
# Glad I stuck with it, it got better
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:52, archived)
# He has such kissable lips
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 1:18, archived)
# America, I mean
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:23, archived)
# CNN is fake news.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:03, archived)
# What's 'real news'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:15, archived)
# Vic Berger is a shit editor.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:32, archived)
# But his Twitter page looks entertaining.
But his Twitter page looks entertaining.

I take that back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:35, archived)
# It’s Twitter, it’s always shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)
# or ‘sheditor’ if you will
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:25, archived)
# She's worth every cent.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)
# ANTEEFER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:27, archived)
# RADICAL SOCIALIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:30, archived)
# STOP THE STEAL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:37, archived)
# Probably The Go-go's most popular tune
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:39, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I forgot about that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:29, archived)
# CHAI-NUH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:42, archived)
# ^This One
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 3:01, archived)
# CHAI-NUH VIRUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:27, archived)
# MY CRYPTORCHIDISM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:14, archived)
# YO SEMITE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:24, archived)
#
this list will be long!!

I will have Mexico pay for that

Grab 'em by the pussy

shithole countries
(razzle, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:13, archived)
# LOCK HER UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)
# IT WILL ALL BE OUT IN THE OPEN SOON
MASSIVE FRAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 3:09, archived)
# Mexico are making new fake presidents, sad!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMBcsnZ0qPU
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:22, archived)
# Beam me up Scotty!
Is this the new Dr Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:15, archived)
# Palpatine's first attempt at Snoke clones proved to be a dismal failure
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:35, archived)
# CULTURAL MARXISTS!
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:13, archived)