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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DINOSAUR INTERNET

What if Dinosaurs had the internet? Show us how T Rex and all his mates would get on with Jurassic Spotify, Facebook and online shopping.

From the Dinosaur Internet challenge. See all 26 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 20:25, archived)
# Does that include birds?
Birds are dinosaurs. Feathered theropod dinosaurs. That crap on cars and steal your chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 21:39, archived)
# birds might technically be in the same clade as dinosaurs, but they're separated by 66 million years of evolution, which is a long time, especially if you're waiting for a bus
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:42, archived)
# Windows update over dialup
(dribble, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 23:22, archived)
# Do you mean what if consumer electronics and global communications had existed millions of years before humans came along, or what if dinosaurs were still about today and had learned to use human technology
this is important
(dribble, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:12, archived)
# I believe that is answered in Einstein's theory of general relativity.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:38, archived)
# I deliberately forgot all my O Level German though, and other forrin stuff, the people voted democratically to Brexit Hard
(dribble, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:47, archived)
# I knew a little bit of French, so I performed a self-trepanation then kept scooping out chunks of brain with a spoon until I forgot it all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:03, archived)
# I think it's barely-veiled ageism, and it's disgusting hate speech.
I'm cancelling b3ta.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:40, archived)
# I believe it’s a bit too late for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:08, archived)
# Just replace a human with a dinosaur (while using modern technology devices).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 2:37, archived)
# You mean replace dinosaur fossils with human fossils? Or what? You’re confusing me. I’m going to need Toasty to explain this one to me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:12, archived)
# There are no fossils!
[your mind]*BLOWN*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 4:12, archived)
# The compo should really come with some sort of manual, containing the entire exhaustive list of every single complex rule and sub-rule. .
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 3:15, archived)
# clickindafukouttadis
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 4:10, archived)
# Repost anything you've ever done that references dinosaurs and/or the internet, even tangentially.
In a new thread.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)
# Unenlagia the buses
(dribble, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:00, archived)
# YES
(dribble, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:26, archived)