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# I feel I have to be honest with everyone
and announce that I've never played any game featuring Mario after some handheld battery-powered Donkey Kong thing in the 80s, and that almost all of the references in the compo entries go way over my head.

There, I said it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:20, archived)
# you're not alone
(ozof, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:25, archived)
# My personal blind spot for games
is almost every game made after 1993.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 23:40, archived)
# I too have never played any Mario game...ever...or much of any other game.
Just not into clicking a button a million times over. :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 0:19, archived)
# Whereas hitting a small assortment of lettered buttons a million times is ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 15:57, archived)
# Widely distributed RSI
the diet version, if you will
(dribble, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 21:53, archived)
# No you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 1:51, archived)
# That’s 7 more
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 15:42, archived)
# A tradesperson takes drugs, hallucinates lots of weird creatures, goes exploring surreal landscapes and imagines he's saving a member of the Royal Family from captivity
Not sure if he ever got any actual work done though. Not the best way to establish a good professional reputation. "Sorry, can't fix your sink today, I'll be tripping my nips off for the next six hours and breaking into Dover Castle."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 10:27, archived)
# lol
(dribble, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 11:07, archived)
# That explains why my plumber failed to turn up twice last year, then disappeared
Donkey Kong got him with a flaming barrel
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jun 2021, 20:51, archived)
# Give Rob time and I'm sure there'll be a b3ta classic moments board
repackaged images and flash animations interspersed with ads for cremations, over 50 life cover and compilation albums of punk/ska/80s/90s hits that are not available in any record shop
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 13:00, archived)
# BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 15:25, archived)
# B3ta Funeral Services Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jun 2021, 20:53, archived)
# Can I have my dead face swapped onto a different corpse pls
(dribble, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 21:51, archived)
# CDC wreaths extra
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 23:48, archived)
# Willy made of lilies
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 0:05, archived)
# Coffin lowered by a fucklift
Officiated by the Rev. Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 0:35, archived)
# :D Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 1:50, archived)
# Post in ris
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 8:00, archived)
# ibydydob
(ozof, Sat 5 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)
# Don't
feel bad. We're all a bit older nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 16:38, archived)
# These games never appealed to me either.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jun 2021, 20:54, archived)
#
Same here.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 4 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)
# I get the same with Zelda
Played one of the remakes for about 10 minutes, 10 years ago.
Nothing else. I don't have a baldy what it's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 11:59, archived)
# I think there's a baddie called Gammon who campaigned tirelessly for Hyrexit
(dribble, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 12:43, archived)