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[challenge entry] Marilyn Moonroe

From the Celebs in space challenge. See all 57 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 1:27, archived)
# Yeeeesssss!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 1:35, archived)
# Real photo Sunday is back
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 1:59, archived)
# Happy holiday day dude
www.instagram.com/tv/CQ6u_nFnGmR/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 2:12, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 2:28, archived)
# シ︎ thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 2:40, archived)
# No because science
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 5:27, archived)
# Surely a big fart would expand in all directions
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 7:35, archived)
# At a rough calculation :
To lift a 63kg person (estimated weight of Marilyn plus space helmet) one metre off the ground, with negligible atmosphere (0.3 nPa) and gravity of 1.62 m/s², thrust perpendicular to the ground and released over several seconds, would require a thrust equivalent to One Really Long And Powerful Fart. To actually reach escape velocity and make it into orbit would require a particularly large and muscular large intestine and some degree of soiling may occur.

Can a gastroenterologist determine how many 400g cans of baked beans this would equate to? It's for a jet propulsion project I'm trying to get NASA/ESA funding for.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)
# the expoosive ejection of a sizeable follow-through would probably do the trick
(ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:14, archived)
# the resulting crater would be named conlectus excrementum
(ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:26, archived)
# Swiss Army Man sequel
Stranded, suicidal astronaut uses Monroe's flatulent cadaver for space adventures and self discovery, with a few light-hearted musical numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:14, archived)
# It’s not about the destination, it’s about methane. Methane.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:42, archived)
# The flag should be blowing upwards
(dribble, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 10:34, archived)
# American freedom flags do whatever the hell they want
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Don't tread on me, Boris
(dribble, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:20, archived)
# Haha!
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:35, archived)