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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)
# Ping... And they're off
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)
# Off the track, in quarantine.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:50, archived)
# The 'P' of The Ping
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:24, archived)
# it's test and trace
Track and trace is Royal Mail. Even the muppets that pass for Secretaries of State get it wrong sometimes
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)
# This post deserves a Ray Liotta.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:18, archived)
# the game is track and field
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:46, archived)
# and the Royal Mail recorded delivery service is called Track & Trace
and the target for this pun is meant to be Test & Trace, because that's a medical professional running after them, not a postie.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:14, archived)
# They'd stand a better chance of catching up if they weren't holding their ankle like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)
# and yet you still understand the joke
must not matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:38, archived)
# It is a good art, which I should have emphasised.
I'm just slightly tested by the track.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:48, archived)
# It's true
But I just wanted a good rant
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
# Daley Thompson's Quarantine
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:59, archived)