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# Ukraine / don't post turds to the Russian Embassy
Whatever you do, don't send a little cardboard box or envelope of your own shit to His Excellency Andrey Kelim, Embassy of the Russian Federation, Kensington Palace Gardens, London W8 4QP. Don't send the box or envelope in a plastic-lined padded envelope because UK postal workers have done nothing wrong. Don't dedicate your gift to the immortal memory of the Ukrainian servicemen who died after telling Russian naval forces to go fuck themselves.
(notreallydavid2, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 14:29, archived)
# Kill 'em all, I say! Especially those that post reverse-psychology rants on a picture messageboard. Fuck Off!
I say! Especially those that post reverse-psychology rants on a picture messageboard. Fuck Off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 16:08, archived)
# I have the weirdest hard-on for Liz Truss right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 21:10, archived)
# Yes, because I'm sure the ambassador personally opens all parcels containing boxes sent to him without them being scanned in a secure facility by an underling with a geiger counter, gamma irradiator and x-ray machine first
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 17:03, archived)
# As long he doesn't sniff the package it will get through
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 17:15, archived)
# Unless he has Covid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Cardboard box??
Tin, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 17:06, archived)
# Thank goodness I came here this evening,
I honestly had no idea what to think about any of this until I read a lecture by some nobody on the internet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 18:33, archived)
# It saved me googling the address
Surely "Dr" Gillian McKeith has a huge library of suitable items?
(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 21:10, archived)
# Twitter is that way >>>
You angry clusterfuck knob goblin
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 19:24, archived)
# Ok any tips on getting in the box
I only have a small box and quite desperate to go
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 19:57, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 21:45, archived)
# Riiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 26 Feb 2022, 22:13, archived)
# you forgot to include the humorous photo
of you shitting in a box
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 1:51, archived)