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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE TORY LEADERSHIP RACE

The Tories are picking a new leader, guess the winner, make some puns from their names, design challenges they must overcome
like a Tory Leadership Krypton Factor, b3ta up the worst news cycle in ages.

From the Tory Leadership Race challenge. See all 64 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 14:54, archived)
# Uh Huh
b3ta.com/board/11371162
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:15, archived)
# ALTERNATE IMAGE CHALLENGE - TORY LEADERSHIP HOPEFULS ON MOVIE POSTERS WITH ONE LETTER CHANGED
[picture of 'Speed' movie poster with the title changed to 'Spend', and Rishi Sunak's face superimposed over Sandra Bullock's]

edit: shit, her face wasn't even on the poster. That's my idea ruined.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:27, archived)
# You LITERALLY just killed b3ta 😭
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Looks like you're gonna have to knock up some more drawing contests pedro??
Think I'll go back to more lame 404 posts this week/month
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:12, archived)
# I have no material in my to-do folder except for pictures of feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:13, archived)
# Oh Pedro
Very well then :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Suellen Ripley
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:06, archived)
# One does not simply vote in that Mordaunt
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Now this I LIKE
Basin Instinct - Angela Rayner open legs scene whilst simultaneously washing her hands of the allegations!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:10, archived)
# I think you've strayed a bit from the challenge brief there into frothing right-wing echo chamber territory
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:28, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiit
sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:34, archived)
# Truss in Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:11, archived)
# ONE LETTER
grrrr
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:12, archived)
# I'll squash the T and R together to make it look like one
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:45, archived)
# Star Warsi
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:16, archived)
# FP
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:19, archived)
# Rishi Vader force chokes Boris to death and no-one says release him
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 16:49, archived)
# He keeps him in force choke and forces him to make a dirty phone call to Lebedev at the standard
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:02, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Jul 2022, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 70s DJ?

(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 15:50, archived)
# Told ya’s!
Boring!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:01, archived)
# Not very considerate to the transatlantic boarder's either
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprise return on cards!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Jul 2022, 19:17, archived)
# Mordaunt must be good in the sack
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 14 Jul 2022, 8:05, archived)