Not sure it will make it to a full feature but a few award winning short films/artworks are inevitable
Not to mentionthe feel-good documentaries about all the couples that met in the queue, and all the dirt-dishing documentaries about their scorned partners, and the porn version where people are just fucking in the queue, with the finale three-way including Zombie Queen
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:39,
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So...Dame Judi lost her husband during Covid, now daughter thinks she can't cope on her own so spiritedly strikes out of the Home Counties for London to see the Queen to prove she can still be strong and independent.
Meets Bill Nighy on the train, a cycnial anti-royal leftie (former university lecture, y'know, that lot) who Judi commandeers to help her on her journey and whose heart melts at the Great British Britishness of it all.
Jim Broadbent is the Royal historian there to coldly document the facts but who finds himself swept along with the jovial solemnity.
Cecila Imire and Timothy Spall are a couple who met as punks in the white hot rebellion of the Silver Jubilee (pop in a bit of God Save the Queen here, ooh, bit cheeky), now bored in semi in Berkshire, they find themselves again on their adventure to honour Her Majesty.
Himesh Patel is Judi's daughter's husband, sent after her to bring the old gal home from the big city but, moved by her determination to make it to the coffin, pulls some wacky scheme to distract the plod so she can finally get in the hall.
Lots of Blitz spirit, poignant memories, tremendous senses of humour, culminating with everyone in Westminster Hall including guards, MPs and Beefeaters, led by street busker character Ed Sheeran, spontaneously breaking into All You Need Is Love.
Practically writes itself.
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Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:30,
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Meets Bill Nighy on the train, a cycnial anti-royal leftie (former university lecture, y'know, that lot) who Judi commandeers to help her on her journey and whose heart melts at the Great British Britishness of it all.
Jim Broadbent is the Royal historian there to coldly document the facts but who finds himself swept along with the jovial solemnity.
Cecila Imire and Timothy Spall are a couple who met as punks in the white hot rebellion of the Silver Jubilee (pop in a bit of God Save the Queen here, ooh, bit cheeky), now bored in semi in Berkshire, they find themselves again on their adventure to honour Her Majesty.
Himesh Patel is Judi's daughter's husband, sent after her to bring the old gal home from the big city but, moved by her determination to make it to the coffin, pulls some wacky scheme to distract the plod so she can finally get in the hall.
Lots of Blitz spirit, poignant memories, tremendous senses of humour, culminating with everyone in Westminster Hall including guards, MPs and Beefeaters, led by street busker character Ed Sheeran, spontaneously breaking into All You Need Is Love.
Practically writes itself.
If Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:24,
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IT'S JUST A FUCKING DUMB JOKE OK CALM THE FUCK DOWN WILL YOU BRB mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:37,
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Black Zarak has like a beigey gold colour - to his face at least. Or, if you take Zarak to be the humanoid master of the head, ISTR he had more of a pale green complexion.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:52,
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I don't even understand what the subject of this conversation is to be honest mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:37,
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In the comics he was just an old white man with white hair. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:34,
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Let's have a sing song !Aga-queue queue queue, Southwark Park to Bermondsey..
Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
Past the Tate and the Eye
The Southbank BFI
The queue is so long..
We’re all singing this song
Aga-queue queue queue, Southwark Park to Bermondsey..
Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
(Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
Past the Tate and the Eye
The Southbank BFI
The queue is so long..
We’re all singing this song
Aga-queue queue queue, Southwark Park to Bermondsey..
Aga-queue queue queue, Westminister Bridge to the Abbey..
Queue the left, queue the right, up and down toward the Queen
Come and stand through the night, bring a flask filled up with tea..
Darryn.R,
Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:41,
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Assuming those people are in order (I don't know all of them)When did Timothy Spall lose so much weight?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:05,
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