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(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 18 May 2023, 22:02, archived)
# Carob Queen Bean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 May 2023, 23:35, archived)
# ARRRR

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 May 2023, 5:35, archived)
# Please ban these users, kthx.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 May 2023, 14:21, archived)
# ...obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 May 2023, 14:51, archived)
# I liked it too, better ban me as well
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 16:02, archived)
# Did you edit your picture or did I just not look at it properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 16:53, archived)
# The latter. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 May 2023, 17:49, archived)
# Sure! Here's an ASCII art representation of a famous car - the Ford Mustang:


         __\_______
   =  ( o   |   o  )
      /   +  |   +
     /______|______\
    /|     Ford    |\
   / |    Mustang  | \
  *  |_____________|  *
  |  | |         | |  |
  |  | |         | |  |
  |  |_|_________|_|  |
  |  |    (_)    | |  |
  |__|___________|__|
  | _|___________|_ |
  ||_______________||
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 May 2023, 19:09, archived)
# Sure, I’ll try to draw an imperial star destroyer from the Star Wars movies. Here you go:

    /\
   /  \
  /    \
 /      \
/        \
\        /
 \      /
  \    /
   \  /
    \/
   /\
  /  \
 /    \
/      \
\      /
 \    /
  \  /
   \/
    |\
    | \
    |  \
    |   \
    |    \
    |     \
    |      \
    |       \
    |        \
    |         \
    |          \
    |           \
    |            \
    |             \
    |              \
    |               \
   /|                \
  / |                 \
 /  |                  \
/   |                   \
\   |                   /
 \  |                  /
  \ |                 /
   \|                /
    |\              /
    | \            /
    |  \          /
    |   \        /
    |    \      /
    |     \    /
    |      \  /
     \      \/
      \     |
       \   /
        \_/
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 May 2023, 19:38, archived)
# QVACK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 May 2023, 3:23, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 3:38, archived)
# What the duck?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 May 2023, 5:15, archived)
# Nice to see The Fear's kids growing up
(Astatine, Sat 20 May 2023, 13:57, archived)
# Hepworth, Christmas tree ornaments and
...what ARE those rubber stoppers from? School physics chemistry lab?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 May 2023, 14:39, archived)
# Duck's bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 May 2023, 14:40, archived)
# duxole, adj. - of or pertaining to a duck's bumhole
The Egg (E) is the standard unit of measurement of duxole dilation, and is based on the average girth of a standard egg. In some areas, average duxole aperture dilation can rise to as high as 2.5E
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:26, archived)
# cloæca
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:39, archived)
# now with new-and-improved Duk-Nipplez® ©(2023 PedroHin EnterPrizes)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:12, archived)
# Smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 20 May 2023, 19:35, archived)
# Suave
Sorry for my absence Pedro.
What?…you didn’t notice?
….oh….
You have no idea what it’s like to be a nuke dealer in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 May 2023, 2:33, archived)
# i wasn't talking to you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 May 2023, 2:35, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 May 2023, 2:57, archived)
# don't hate me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 May 2023, 11:08, archived)