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[challenge entry] I saw this, and couldn't help but laugh

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(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# he's never been the same
since he retired from playing for england
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Oh that's it.
Confuse the yanks why don't you? It's not their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# it is
they could learn the joys of cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# which are?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# sitting about in the sun
drinking and confusing foreigners.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not
confused. :P
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# are you sure
you're a foreigner?
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah.
I've still got the import duty stamp on my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# you can sit down drinking and smoking for 5 days
and have a bloody good excuse.*
It's like angling, but for lazier people.
* I gained a love for cricket while I was dole-scrounging scum
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# no
they couldn't. they're far too stupid.
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# He actually looked like
a dog as well, quite scary, that.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# still does.
*uninteresting jack russel facts*

He has had the same hat since he started playing cricket, he repairs it constantly.
He only eats baked beans.
He drinks hundreds of cups of tea a day*

*I saw him during the lunchbreak on the weekend carrying around two cups of tea. I was so happy. Wish I'd had a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# "He has had the same hat since he started playing cricket, he repairs it constantly."
this is true, and one of the reasons he quit international cricket. the man said he had to wear a proper england hat, he refused.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I knew about that hat, actually
and about the baked beans. Is this the moment for me
to boast that I've got tickets to see England vs.
Zimbabwe next month? :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# slag.



*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# yes it is
well done for supporting the zimbabwe national team. did you go to see south africa v england in 1990 as well?
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Actually
it's vs. Pakistan, I just looked it up. I don't think
their team is that much in line with what Mr Mugabe are
doing anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# saw him playing against glamorgan
last weekend.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# i've met him
he's a lovely chap. if a little odd.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# he's an excellent painter
too, still the best wicket keeper in England
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# yes, to both
mind you, you've obviously never seen me keep then...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I saw one in a shop
that said "LOST DOG. named vigilante. answers to NO-ONE"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# hehehehe
i laughed out loud at that and dropped my rolf mayo sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That is the funniest thing
I have seen in five minutes.

Seriously, that is still cracking me up. Woo to you.
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 15 May 2003, 19:36, archived)
# u mean bastard
it is kinda funny tho chortle
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# me no unnerstand
why it's funny
/dim bint
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# we should ring that number andhold the dog to ransom.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# wouldn't we need the dog for that though?
or at least a realistic recording of one to play down the phone...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# im sure someone has a wav. of a dog somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Why?
Just curious.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 May 2003, 23:12, archived)