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# quick!
to the off-licence! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# go on!
get yer mate to video tape it or sommit... would make a great laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Things that would be good to do on film
It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Watch you read a dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
#
go on be nice, even if it is a chore
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I suppose I could just ignore it
it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# don't worry,
I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The Zebra did it
Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# It turns out
the Zebra did it.



* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I got there first
And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# fools...
post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# comedy
gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# withering looks
don't make exciting viewing...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ...
>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)