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# afternoon all



they're a bit small...
my site
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf
you look all grown-up!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# quick!
to the off-licence! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# go on!
get yer mate to video tape it or sommit... would make a great laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Things that would be good to do on film
It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Watch you read a dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
#
go on be nice, even if it is a chore
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I suppose I could just ignore it
it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# don't worry,
I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The Zebra did it
Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# It turns out
the Zebra did it.



* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I got there first
And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# fools...
post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# comedy
gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# withering looks
don't make exciting viewing...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ...
>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Did you actualy cut it out? or 'chop it?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# cut it out.. hence the size
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# that's very good
cutting
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Your Are
Fantastic.

F@CT...

Nice website too
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i need to "chill" i had exams today =(
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# What exam was it?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# triple science
(modualar)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm..
You don't happent o be year 10 do you? We just did some exams like that..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# OK, here is what you need to awnser
My Relgion states that it is all gods fualt.

to every awnser...

I wonder what they would do about that?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
#
fail you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# My religion says its true
name me ONE teacher who would argue with that? they can't.

They arn't aloud to contractdict religion.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# they can contradict
idiocy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Not if it's your relgion
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# So
when they ask, what relgion are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# "We don't belive in names"
Or say "We are thinking of a name"
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Oh-kay
and I imagine you believed the bollocks about putting Jedi down as your relgion on the last census.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Is that a registared religion?
You could pretend to be the sad git on the last animiatrix film.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)
# if it's not the printed answer
it's wrong. and you'd lose marks for spelling :P
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Well that just shows
how god-damn-stupid the system is.

I wasn't aloud to use the computer in IT untill I wrote down a page on how i'ld go about doing whateva I was going to do.

We are talking about making some text Bold / Colours...

I only turned up for one lesson a month, did the months work, the substitute-teacher accused me of cheating. I then proceded to do it all infront of her again of a lunch-time detention.

She said I was free to go, so I said "Happy now?" - she gave me another hour's detention.

I crashed all the win 3.1 network.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Mr Evans
the geography teacher. He'd argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# You are a b3ta regular
having a laugh

icmfp
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Yup, you could make a b3ta religion
that celebrates all things fluffy.

Im semmi seriouse, I got loads of teachers to back down on all manor of subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Threadjack
how many replys can you chain up?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I guess it depends on the number
of words
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# or does it?
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# My words are getting
crushed
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Eventualy
they'll all be on a new line each
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# And that would be
pritty cool
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# oh mannnn
mine start properly tomorrow! what did you have today? calm yourself... surely gcses don't REALLY count for anything!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# GCSEs
are easy.
*FACT*

And they're not too important, so try not to get stressy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# They don't
unless you want to go on to A-levels/whatever...

IE: They're important to you in terms of what you choose to do next, but they're not particularly important beyond that (unless it's another language or something useful like that).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# which i do...
i blimmin hate exams i do
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Don't worry
do your revision and you'll be fine - results don't matter, just passes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# my head hurts




that is all
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Sleep.
Sleep is gooood, don't sit in front of a computer screen/TV when your brain and eyes are tired, just go to sleep - it's absolutely the best way to relax before exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# tcha
i failed an exam today. and it's part of a degree.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# haha
If only my printer worked. Woo you for giving it a go tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# oooh
did you use a scalpel type cutting instrument?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i did
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# hehe
I wish I could cut half as straight as that.. Fortunately I've not needed to do much cutting since primary school..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you wouldn't need to cut straight
more curvy i'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# oh hush
obviously my cutting is so bad, I cannot even find the words to express it properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Curvy rulers
for curvy lines
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# ever so dashing
twirl them a bit and impress the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that`s
effin` A-1!


let`s all do one!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You're a bit of
young lad aren't you.

Do you want some sweets?

*rustle of paper bag secreted in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Can I have the ones he doesn't eat..
Please..?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# No,
but I have some puppies in my car...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Sure..
/follows into car..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Why should'nt you accept sweets from strangers?
today they are mostly rapped up anyway.

And if there drugs, all-the-better.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# What kind of fool gives away free drugs?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# My point
exacly.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# these people do
www.freedrugs.com
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I clicked..
And it kind of exists..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i had that exact same thought
a mate offers you drugs and wont stop till you take it. if its that good why are they giving it away?
/mind piss
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# arrgghh! paedo!
burn his legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ooh ooh
can I have the furry one, that's got stuck to the bag for months please, Uncle Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ooo
can I haf a sweetie mister?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# plz can i have a red one
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Honestly,
you people sicken me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# obviously
you've already eaten the red ones, as everyone knows strawberry is the nicest flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Blackcurrant
is the nicest flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# only
in ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# noooo
i always go for the green ones
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You freak!
No-one likes the green ones!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i know!
but it means there are always lots for me. i am greatly opposed to the combination of the yellow and green ones in opal fruits to make way for a blackcurrant one...
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Green smarties
am the bestest

Except for orange ones obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Unless
they're the special limited edition ones with little pictures of aliens and spaceships on. They taste HORRID!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Ooh yeah
I'd forgot about them, they were right manky n 'orrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# unless
the thing that is flavoured is crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# any
peanut-brittle?

/old man
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# are those the sweets
I saw you fishing out of the urinal earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# It's the look
of mild shock that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)