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(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Did the Marshalls of the army
keep gettting shorter and shorter (after the second one who was really tall) and so couldn't reach high enough to pin his medals on as time went by?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Each of those medals
was piercing a nipple.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I guess an officer just MUST have milk with his tea
at ALL costs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# teheheh you're names goat!
moooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# says pecker!
goat looks like this:


what a lovely rack he has...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# big head!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# bad jaundice of the leg,
mind
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# its the
constant alcohol abuse
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# How true.
I couldn't decide if I was hungry, then I thought I was thirsty. Now I have Maltesers and Beer, and NYPD Blue is on.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Ahem.
SPONG!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# agreed.
would you liek to do the honors, or shall i?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Make it so!
*waves hand*
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ehh...
not quite what I'd hoped...
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# SPONG!
Yaaaaaaayy!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# indeed
running along singin bout spong
high high high
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ahhh, now i fixed it!
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I say...
it's true, every word!
(kryptik, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# is
it time for the meercat parade
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Yes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# get your coat
you've pulled...








...your dates over there mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I was expecting a scroll right.
You've disappointed me.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# sorry
if you'd like I could point you towards some nice stoned, dried figs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# No it's just not the same.
Looks like another night of crying and masturbating in the corner for me.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# why
does it hurt when you masterbate

you could try, some kind of lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 28 May 2003, 0:41, archived)