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# Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# To
Hell you will go.

Fucking sick, you are.

Etc
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Oh
all right then

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a shed
She took it out most every day
And stamped down on it's head.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# .
Mary had a little lamb
She often fed it grass
And when no one was looking
She stuck her tongue right up it's arse
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# that only works
if you pronounce grass like wot posh people do
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah,
and I is a Suvnor and I speak ver English like wot ver Queen does dunnii?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# sorry
posh people and australians
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# and...
people with Linconshire accents. The bastards.
(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# I like that.
I like the innocuous first image of little Mary and her snow-white lamb attending a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was brown and smelly
Coz whenever mary had a shit
She'd rub it on his belly
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# that doesn't even scan,
you foul person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# It does scan!
What are you talking about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# the third line doesn't,
it's got one too many syllables in.
maybe if it was "coz when young Mary took a shit".
(what am I saying...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# I can still make my version
scan. Its just you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Dr Phil's right.
Get rid of the 'had a' bit and it should scan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Shant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Go on.
It will make it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Nope.
*crosses arms and looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Well
if you're going to be childish about a bit of constrictive criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
poo poo face!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Well
At least I dont smell of wee, like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Monty P
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always grunting
she tied to a five bar gate
and kicked it's little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasnt the spider
that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Simple simon
met a pieman going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the pieman
"I can smell your spicy brains!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Mary, Mary, quite Contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells
and cockle shells
and a fucking great wall flower.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up a glass cock
The golfer kissed one
Shoved the other up her bum
And caught the next flight to bangkok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)