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# mary had a little lamb
and the gynaecologist(?) fainted
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
and was arrested for bestiality.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
with mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, gravy, and some mint sauce custard, cos she's wierd like that.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Jeremy had
a little limb
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# ho ho ho
Only found out that Jeremy had a little limb when I had to shake hands with him.



Beardy Twat.
(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
#
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# that's what bovine2000 just said.
[edit] sigh...
My dad used to tell us this one:
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed her plate,
And had a little more?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Oh
bollocks.
Din't see that.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Simple minds...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Changed
it now. Duh.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# So you have
you little monkey you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Deja
Vu?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Mary had some Deja vu
She's had that lamb before
But then, all lambs look similar.
so she went and had some more.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Mary had a frightened lamb
of this no one contested
through retrospect, his mood makes sense
for he was oft molested
(OtaKuno, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Hah!
Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor gave a shriek
Mary had a shock as well.
The father was a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# stolen from Half Man Half Biscuit
Mary had a little Lamb
the Doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded.

I fank u.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# From...
99 percent of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)