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# biscuits!
nicecupofteaandasitdown.com - makes BBC news...

no, realy!

edit: stuff glassc*ck up yer whatsit!
this is worth posting at least 3 more times, so :P


:)
(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# really?
no way....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
b3ta.com/board/1307194
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# glass
codpiece..

been done sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# see
2 or 3 threads down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Those coffee mornings...
...are just sex, sex, sex. No real interest in issues at all.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# wow
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Is that yellow tube...
...running down to a piss-bag?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# nice
thought
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# My Gran had a piss-bag...
...but because she was extremely overweight, she would often pop it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# what an amazing image
the way of the exploding piss bag
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# It really ponged.
I used to scream and run out of her hospital room.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)
# s'nasty really
When I was 14 I had the pleasure of delivering papers to the local hospital patients - piss bags a plenty with lots of old men showing off their hernias - all for four pounds a week - aye - those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# You should have gone on the game like me.
Much more profitable.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# yeah
I found durg dealing a finer alternative
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# are we reposting?
www.b3ta.com/board/1299413

(i edited it because it might be a bit too long)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# no
no we're not
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# ow come on
you know it's too long.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i bet it's not often he hears that.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# euphemismday
today?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I bet it is.
He is hung like a aardvark.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# an aardvark hunting for ants?
b is for...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I don't understand.
Are you a nursery nurse?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# i think bovine
said i was a curse
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Oh Bovine's just very jealous.
He probably saw you looking at my hooters and got riled.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# when i see a huge space that takes 2 minutes to fill with pixels
i can hear the words "Sunshine Elephant" whistling on the breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Nut
job.

:)

Morning, all -- got the week off work. HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# "morning"
i'm still in doubt whether or not to come to the UK for a full year
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Do it, Doug!
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# either the UK
or Sweden.

still in doubt. Of course, Sweden has got the lovely girls :)

Then again, UK got the neat dialects and posh language

bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)
# There are a few
lovely girls here, too.

Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)
# :)
actually I don't really care about there being lovely girls or not. But Sweden is a lovely country and so is the UK... Rah we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# crikey!
That's an extremely tall post! It's good though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I would.

Missed Gaytime last night, thought I'd make up for it
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# sorry...
:)
(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hehe
So it is perhaps no surprise that the net is home to some very popular sites that help you get the most out of those moments when you have something sweet or salty in your hand.


I've heard it tastes salty....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I TOLD YOU ABOUT TIM-TAMS
THEY FUCKING RULE
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# you just got b3tan to it BUT
thanks for letting us know it's easy to miss stuff. (I've missed articles about my stuff before).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hello pep
i gave up the poetry and got frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# so you did.
well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)