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# Being scared of the dark.
Cowardly or imaginative.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)
# The dark is cool
except when you are drunk and the dark is full of ugly women ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# and
when your watching ring
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)
# I'm not scared of the dark
just the drooling, malformed, pointy teethed monsters that hide in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:38, archived)
# heh
stephen king said that first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)
# did he?
I suspect he's in league with them. Ooo I now have an excuse to post a crap photoshop I did ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# That loosk like the bit
in Aphex Twin's "Come To Daddy" video where the thing's screaming at the old woman.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# dark:
not scary!
things hiding in the dark:
hoy-oi! scary!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)
# The dark?
Turn on the lights! Turn on all the lights.
I'm scared mummy, I'm scared.
I can hear them with there wheezy breath and scratchy claws. I can hear them.
Must hide, I must hide deep in the covers.
hide, hide, hide.
Turn on the lights, turn them all on.
I can hear them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# it's amazing
how the magical properties of a few sheets of cotton/nylon/newspaper can make you feel protected from huge hairy monsters with big pointy teeth and barbed claws!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
#
They wont find me in here.
Will they?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# im with you.
covers over the head.
I've always wanted a snorkel in bed. So you can breathe safely without fear of attack from the demons.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Ah, but what if they
plug the hole? All demons come with a snorkel-cork as standard, dontcha know.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)
# You're just sayoing that
to be mean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# No, it's true!
Ask yer mum, she's the one who tucks you in tightly at night, to make sure you can't escape when They come....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# she's
making a sacrifice to save herself!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Its not true
It cant be.

Wouldnt this 'Whats hiding in the dark' be a good challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# i dont like grinfish
anymore. nasty grinfish. baaaaad grinfish. sit! staaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Motorists beware!
Its not the monsters that live in the dark that are really evil, its the bootmonsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# the dark, cows
and people in leather trousers...
(rawx, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# When I was little,
I perfected a technique for rolling myself up in a duvet and folding the end under so that absolutely no monsters could get in. V. hot though.
Nowaday I am not scared of the dark at all, because it is a warm place that contains sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# But sometimes
dont you wake up in a cold sweat, your heart throbbing in your throat, convinced that, just out the corner of your eye...you saw something.
It could have been the flicker of the curtain, or even breeze blown twig that causes the dark shadows in your room to move.
But you're not sure so you sit, upright in bed scanning every corner of your room making sure that everything is okay and you can sleep once more.

Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# its not just you....
its me too..
but actually those moving things in the dark are actually the "floaters" in your eyes... You dont notice them in the daylight, but at night you see them coz your eyes are more sensitive to light - hence you see moving things out of the corners of your eyes.
Make you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# Aaaaagh!
We've all got shit in our eyes! Pass the Domestos!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# its great isnt it?
all the dead bits of retina floating down to be reabsorbed. eyes rule. I love mine. I can look at beer and breasts with them. mmmmm beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# now YOU'RE just saying that
to be mean.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# it's okay grinfish.
he can't make the dark scare me. the dark is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)
# ah, but
how do you get out when you need to make that mad dash past the moving, slashing shadows for the light switch, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# no no no no
the dark is bad. thats why i try never to see it sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# jeez!
you big pussies, the lot of you!
...If it helps, I'm scared of spiders and mirrors. Especially mirrors in bathrooms... urrrrgh... ooh I just shivered thinking about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)
# im terrified of these things..

they EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)
# I know what you mean
The film Candyman didnt help.

Candyman.
Candyman.
Candyma....
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Shush! You!
Shut up!
Don't EVER say that - that's EXACTLY what started me off.
Just DON'T, all right?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# Uhoh, too late....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)
# But
if you say 'Handyman' three times he comes to fix your sink...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Me too
I remember watching upstairs by myself and had to stop it halfway through and go for a drink downstairs to settle my nerves. (I lived in apub at the time).
Its creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# Um.....
I think the third word is "Candyman" Nicky.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)