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(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck.
I remember that song now. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I don't.
Can you sing it for me?

Pfft!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Tell you Mona
What I'm gonna do (do do do do do do do)

Build a House Nextdoor to you (stalkersville!)

Can I see you sometime?

We can go kissing through the blinds (cut your tongue, surely?)
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I'm throwing my knickers at you.
Be careful. They stick to any surface.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Wowsers...
chuffed! and slightly ill but thanks anyway!! You should come to one of our gigs - pants a plenty!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Do you get any cunt-action?
Will I need to wear wipe-clean garments?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You'll need to clean
up your language before they would let you in young man. Honestly...the shock of it all. Tsk.
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Hang on!
You aren't a born again Rock Christian are you?

You don't appear to be very rock and roll.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# She's not
a young man.
I was going to add she's all woman..but I'm not sure about that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I'm 28!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Same age
as me then, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# You will SO have to go.
I'm going to nail you to a wall and get the neighbourhood women to spit at you.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# You know
you want me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Lance!
scary
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Lance?
Fuck off, he played Henry.

Lance...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I get confused!!
I saw henry, but typed lance. I'm not sure which one lance was...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Lance
was the thick one of the two characters in Home and Away who were based on the two characters in "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck. He got married to Marilyn, who was played by the bird who's now the barmaid in Emmerdale.

Anyone seen my life round here anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Lance
was in Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# but that's a different
Lance
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# JUST HOW MANY GODDAMNED LANCES ARE THERE ON TV?
Lance my pustules.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# oh.
I never watched Home and Away, so I must have a subconscious attraction to men called Lance
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Lance was
one of the twins (his sister was Anne.) His mum was Ruth, she married (i think) Phil so his step sister was Hannah.
He went out with Amy who you probably fancied.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Too much to take in all at once
as my girlfriend often says
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# AMy was far to
skinny.
Now his sister...his sister she was...well developed and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# no no
she was funny looking.
Annalise was too porny. Nina's very pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# She was not funny looking,
although I don't remember her face all that clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# she had slightly crossed eyes
but i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# She was quite
pretty but a friend of mine said she was breaking in teeth for a horse. Which was nasty.
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# too porny???
does     not    compute
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I like the phrase
too porny. It describes a certain type of look very well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# and someone else
in the other one
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# no, not
lance.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# you should do Neighbours on Mastermind
you'd be brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# i would
fucking rule. i reckon i would win.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# now
lance was cool..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
#
cough
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i signed that
ageeeeees ago, i didnt know it was yours!! Yay!
and where's my song?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes.
so you did. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Don't trust him
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Woo
www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/heymona.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I wonder what ever happened to him
I hope he got a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# woooooooooowoooooooyayyyyyayyyyy
have a woo yay friend

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)