Ahhhh...thanks :)
*frantic scribbling in "Stuff I know about girls" notebook*
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:25,
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No...
Thats all I have, apart from;
How to recognise a girl:breasts, and no penis
Not perfect I know... :(
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44,
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How to recognise a girl:breasts, and no penis
Not perfect I know... :(
ew, no we don't!
That sounds horrid! That sounds worse than just "poo"!
You're just wrong. Girls do not excrete.
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:31,
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You're just wrong. Girls do not excrete.
no no no
no girls have ever don't any of that. girls are lovely, perfect creatures who do not produce waste, they just wander around the country being beautiful and having breasts.
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:40,
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I agree
especially about the being beutiful and breasts parts.
But, what happens to all the bits of food the body must get rid of.
Do you have some sort of magical fairy dustman that vanishes it with a wave of its magic wand?
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:42,
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But, what happens to all the bits of food the body must get rid of.
Do you have some sort of magical fairy dustman that vanishes it with a wave of its magic wand?
i think your interest in this topic
is unhealthy, so I'm not going to fuel it by answering that. :)
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:44,
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maybe they chew it like cows do with the cud?
If they have 2 stomachs...
one for food, and one for poo?
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50,
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one for food, and one for poo?
Being a biologist of sorts,
i feel i should shed light on the situation.
Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.
This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.
QED :)
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53,
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Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.
This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.
QED :)
Listen spunky old chap.
I like women a lot, I do.
But calling them perfect is just go to far.
I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56,
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But calling them perfect is just go to far.
I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.
There are some websites
with photographic evidence that proves you wrong :)
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Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:33,
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