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# i like whores
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# harlots are nicer
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I like those bits of fluff from new socks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# they taste alright,
but they tend to get stuck between my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# so what's with all the hammering?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I get bored
It's fun to stick offensive and inappropriate content in to see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# this is indeed true
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# sadly nothing happened
except about 3 complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# offending people on b3ta is
hard work :(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no it isn't
all you have to do is threadwaste

*grumbles about the meaness of the day time people*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# gaytime is a lot friendlier duckie
besides. too much going on in the daytime I find.
and threadwasting actually has an effect at that speed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# it's mad how fast it goes.
i remember thinking about ten months ago that things when quick during the daytime. now, a thread stays on the board for about five minutes. it's insane!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# no man
can live at that speed.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# well the dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana
/izzard
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# it's the nearly way of life
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# it's easier to talk though
instead of perpetually wooing.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# not kidding...
you could post a picture of stephen hawkings gay spastic child flying a plane into the twin towers whilst simulatenously kicking the shit out an elderly person and n-one gives a shit, but god help you if you waste a thread before midnight....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# fair
point
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# whoremonger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# oh goodie
would you like my number? been finding it hard to get work recently..
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# *check profile*
You're not a whore. You're a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "You're not a whore. You're a pirate."
anywhere else, that'd be a strange sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yarr be lookin for a good time, big boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# well i had to disguise my appearance didn't i?
can't go having all my clients getting jealous of all the new prospects on a nice messageboard. they would have to queue up for me
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# can I
give you piggy back rides around my garden?
(Digital Midget, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
only if you fill in the form (honest, it does work)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)