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# I am sad. Sadder than a sad saddo, who has just had some very sad news about sadness, in a very sad manner.
In fact, as I type, tears are meandering down my cheeks.
F U C K F U C K F U C K E T Y F U C K ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and bollocks.
why?
Because the most important event that has happened in my lonely existence since April 19th, the one BIG thing that has managed to keep me cheery all week, isn't going to happen.
Despite doing a boot fair last monday to raise the cash, having a sheet of stickers ready, getting a new battery for the car (ta dad!) and organising a baby-sitter well in advance,
WE CAN'T FUCKING COME!
triple bollocks with knobs on, on a stick.
Our babysitters are going to another party, and only saw fit to let us know an hour or so ago. cunts. We've rung round, but it's too short notice.
It's all we've been looking forward to. :..(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# draw straws
surely one of you can...
hehehe i sense an argument coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# and don't say
"It'll be alright."
It fucking won't.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# just make sure you make it to the next one, y'hear!
i demand it.

right, i'm off now- see y'all tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Come hell or high water
We''l be at the next one.
I'll line up 4 babysitters, just in fucking case
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)
# How will putting them in front of a firing squad
guarantee service from them?

Wait, silly question.
(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# just say
"plinth" it's strangely soothing... (cheers spacefish) PP... can't one of you come???
(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)
# nah,
It really wouldn't be fair on the other, to spend weeks looking at pics of what they've missed.
a no-win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# arse
biscuits...

*howls in sympathy*
(bella, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)
# Ta, sweets,
I was looking forward to seeing you (and everyone) again. :(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# you wouldn't've seen them anyway -
the plan was to blindfold you for this one, incase you got overexcited.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# triple bollocks with knobs on
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# sorri
pickled...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)
# That sucks


Very sorry to hear that, PP.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# do you not live near any teenagers
offer them money and they'll do anything for you
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# I wouldn't trust the teenagers round here with a bag of sugar for the night.
Young rascals.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)
# where are you then?
if it's london then i don't really blame you
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# Rochester
In Kent
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# babysitter?
Doesn't A.W. live in Kent?


(just a thought)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)