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# Good news!
I don't have to return my library books
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Jesus
50% I better go have sex straight away. With as many people as I can manage. The end draws near.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Oh hell.
Now all the Jehovah's Witnesses are going to be walking 'round with "I told you so" T-Shirts.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# The world will fall into anarchy
no problem. No police, we can just shoot them.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah,
anarchy would at least be more efficient than living in a beaurocracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# bureaucracy
phew that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:52, archived)
# why,
only one hundred and forty-four of them are ever going to heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Eww
Gross.
(Astatine, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# turns out
that envelope, is in my missus's top drawer at work.... fookin' marvellous

I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# aaah you bugger.
i'll have to send the boys round.
(I know where you live. FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I know....
but the bus fair exceeds the debt...
don't worry, i'm sorting it out.
It's only cos I spazzed back to this morning, that i noticed you didn't have it...

My 7 year old managed to lose over £200 today...

just do a search on cuttlefish
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# weird..
my daughter just asked how you spelt 'welsh'
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# £200?
I hope you smacked his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:41, archived)
# her arse...
but no, i wouldn't.
she didn't realise that things defrosted, when the freezer is left open.
Generally, i try to be a nice dad.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:44, archived)
# i read that
but then i remembered this and decided to ignore yahoo news
(Just Blue, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:35, archived)
# thats true
Saddam Sucks C*ck. That was the films name.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:38, archived)
# haaaaa
quite the gayporn maker are we Saddam?!
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:43, archived)
# aha
and I don't have to pay the leccy! *does the happy dance*
(pinky shminky, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:37, archived)
# fooooookin 'ell
i had better make a "things to do before the apocolipse" list, infact that'd be a good idea for a photoshop, yet alas, i haven't got that blasted program
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I'll start it for ya then
LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE APOCALYPE

1. Get hold of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:47, archived)