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# I know, there was a baseball bat in the room and all.
And I didn't pick it up and twat him with it. Duhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# and if you had
you'd be locked up for duffing up the poor "differently advantaged" lad
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I have a tazer in my apartment.
I just hope any robber who can clamber up ten stories has a strong heart.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# heh,
try to hit 'em with it before they get over the windowsill

*grunt* *oof* (strain, clamber) *grunt*

*BZZZTT*

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaa....... rgh! *POOF*
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I don't even have to get close.
It fires a flesh piercing dart on the end of wires. I haven't tried it out, but I keep it fully charged.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)
# careful the wires
don't pull you out of the window as they fall to their wil-e-coyote style death then.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# It's guaranteed not to.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# wow!
I need to get me one of those

and a 10th-floor apartment
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# But then look at Tony Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# who shot an unarmed child in the back
after waiting in a disused barn for twelve hours.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# self defence
if ever I've heard it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Sometimes the best to do nothing
is all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ive been burgled 4 times in the last six months
last time they took everything.

I admire his restraint.


isn't this getting a bit serious eh?
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
# aye.
but then it wouldn't do to take it lightly. but then, given that we're unlikely to sort out judicial policy to any reasonable extent on here - "you like custodial sentence, please?", "when come back, bring remand" - we should probably save this for the pub...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)
# 12 hours in a barn eh?
/gets warm coat..
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# being a child
should automatically make you 30% guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# People in the media
twist everything to their advantage...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i think the thing we have to remember is
if the child hadn't been standing in front of martin, he wouldn't have been shot.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I know
but you're right (up there) about this not really being the place for this type of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)