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# why i have nightmares of school 2#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ARGH!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
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THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# use
'etc'
it's made for that
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# i know
but ctrl + C becomes slightly adictive....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# there
should be this Ctrl+C² function so it increases every time. That would make HUUUGE posts. And I would like it :E
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# that would be lunacy!!


i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# we have something made of wood
on the wall of our school.
I think it is a huge plough.

But I left before I could be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Is anyone nailed to it?
perchance?
(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# not
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# shouldn't you be a school now?
get back there before i give you a clip round the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# !
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# $&#%*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# i declare this a threadjackering
i sent this to everyone in our company after having to clean off *another* computer of the bug bear virus ('cos they left it in there deleted items). now people are moaning at me over it. was i a little bit patronising?


because some of you have difficulty in following even the simplest instructions, i'll try and make this as clear as possible.

1) open outlook express (it's the little envelope icon with the swishy arrows around it)

2) right click on the words "Deleted Items" (point the little arrow pointy thing which moves around when you move the the mouse over those words and press the right mouse button)

3) click on the words "Empty 'Deleted Items' Folder" (point the little arrow pointer movey thing over the words and press the left mouse button)

4) click on "Yes' (point the movey arrow at the word 'Yes' and press the left mouse button)

all done. you don't need to know why, just do.
(I helped save b3ta! anexium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Ooo. That's harsh
but funny! You patronising bitch!
(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# heh.
Why do people hate the IT department?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# You're IT support
You're sposed to be patronising...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# you should have added
"and bring me a biscuit"
at the end
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# or...
'ps, i'm wanking as i type this'...
(I helped save b3ta! anexium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I particularly like
the "you don't need to know why" bit.

Very useful when trying to teach parents how to use these new fangled machines.

my dad now owns some spankingly riduculous machine and also has broadband and still can't open
a frikkin pdf without phoning me but I got the upper hand cos I don't have to live in Croydon anymore
/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# step two's awfully ambiguous
I can imagine a few of your users managing to open deleted items, turn on the preview pane and open all messages from there
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# That is just
what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)