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# i thought parrots
lived to be like ninety? i reckon it died because it met lumpbucket.
oh yeah, and commiserations etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# they live forever I think...
But the daft bastard knocked a bookshelf on top of himself.
*splat*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# is it wrong
that i just laughed like a slightly drunk drain who saw someone fall in shit? i am really sorry, but that has made my day. sorry, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# animated gif?
parrot bookshelf danger? sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# I'll
leave that to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Hmmm
IKEA could launch a new shelving system in his honour. Parott. It'd be already flat packed as well.
(plankton, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# I laughed a little
too hard at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)
# ohhh
that's how i want to go
(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Christ
so it was suicidal as well as miserable?

That's terrible Mr Rune.


You could get it stuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# not suicidal.
Just thick as shit..
He was trying to eat the books (fond of terry pratchett he was) and he knocked off too many books at one end and the whole thing turned turtle on him.
I pissed myself till I realised he had gone to the big avairy in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# so
you can screw that bookshelf onto the wall properly now...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)