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# My Favourite all time wank...
(Sanks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Is that
brimstone I can smell, or do my eyes decieve me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# you smell through your eyes?
how do you see?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Its complicated,
but since I talk through my arse anyway my vision is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# similarly, all my senses come through my hands
so there's really no need to call the police, madam.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# That must make
cleaning your fingernails a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# is that
lady's fingernail on the thumb? That's a weird twist!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# A weird twist
is just how I like to finish off...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# that's disgusting.
you should be ashamed of yourself.
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Ra Hearly,
how would you finish off then?

*cheeky wink, waggly eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# by not looking like
my friend's dad for starters. That usually gets me off to a good start!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I dunno,
your friends dad is quite a looker...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# he looks like the
married man that said he twists himself off... bit freaked out! not that the married dude isn't nice looking but when he looks like someone's dad, you have to think twice!! ;0
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# So,
who's Dad do you have to look like before you get interested?*


*you are in no way obliged to answer this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Hmmm...
good question... Any of Steve McQueen's kids dad? or Johnny Knoxville's kids dad? Hmmm, good one!
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Trouble is, the married dude
looks like his own Dad too...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Always a nightmare!
I get offended if people say I look like my dad - how can I? he's a man and I'm a very girly girl! :)
(funkylins, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# straight to hull baby.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# wierd yet cool
Did you draw it yerself or is it from something?
(Chorlton, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# nicked I'm afraid.
But I did the woo-ing.

Some obscure Jap gaming site.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
sick, sick, sick.
but woo.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)