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[challenge entry] Quick and crap

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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# jksdi giwfg iwefg ksjbcs uf more like.
he's sitting on the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Clever
arse

;)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# big arse more like.
/girl

but thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Heh...
I meant the cat, but whatever... :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ah hahahaha!
Feck. I really am a girl. Bringing my arse into everything when it's not invited.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# arse!
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# you can get
cat-blocking software.

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# if it worked on the garden
I'd buy it. Blummin things.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# my lawn
has improved 100% since the cat's gone. Not really even recompense though :(
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# The wildlife has perked up in our garden
since our cat-owning neighbours left.
Lots of thrushes etc. means less snails too, according to my mum, so fewer killed off plants - yay!
(kryptik, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# A cheaper alternative.
Is to wait in the bushes and leap out at them when they settle down to have a crap.
Scares the shit out of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# how would that
help?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# literally?
cos that wouldn't really help.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# My best tactic is creeping up on them and chucking
a glass of water over them. Scares em to death. Never seen things move so fast.

/evil
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# you should try shooting them with bb guns
works a treat
(even more evil)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# to be honest...
we keep the bb gun upstairs and can never get it quick enough. Not that we would try, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Hosepipe.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# oooh
do you think this might work in trying to stop my cat from sleeping on my kitchen worksurfaces?
cos hitting him isn't helping at all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# That cat looks
quite skinny.
(starterfor10, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)