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# In the world cup spirit.
And after a careful few months studying the form. Here's my selection for the B3TA national side.

1) Fat Boab
2) Breel
3) Spacerfish
4) lumpbucket
5) pickledpizza
6) Rob
7) Monkeon (c)
8) Santexo
9) Tomsk
10) crab bloke
11) Fishbear

Manager: Pep.

Sorry to all of those who didn;t make it on the plane. But keep trying, and your efforts will be rewarded. I must say, the centre-half pairing of lumpbucket and pizza should have attacks panicking. And the dazzling skills of Santexo feeding crab_bloke's eye for goal should be enough to take on even the mighty Brazilians.
(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Can I
be the physio??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# spacerfish?
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# you already are
.
(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Woo!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# I'll just be hiding in the changing room
to watch them all shower together afterwards
(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# You can
help me sponge them down if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)
# Sounds like a damn fine afternoon to me.
Wifey, stop putting thoughts into my head. Shit, how am I supposed to work now with that mental image in my head. I'm off to have a cigarette to calm down a bit.
(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# oi, so long as you leave tomsk to me.
I bain't sharin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Okay,
I'll let you wash Tomsk.
:oP
I wasn't really picturing faces in particular anyway.
(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# goody.
He never remembers to do behind his ears when I let him wash himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I'll stop now
I have to go out for an exciting tescoes trip or we shall all starve to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# who ees
theese spacerfish of whoom you speek? Ees he of foreign extraction?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# sorry,
i got my team sheet from the guardian.
(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Damn
Didnt make the cut!

Anyone else who didnt make it wanna join the second national side to challenge for the cup?
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)
# what like Senegal
are to France?...

Me please!!!
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# I will
But i warn you i hate football and will stab anyone who wont give me the ball, from the other team that is
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# (I'm gonna feign injury, like I did at school)
football. pah.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Ooh Me!
I'm still mentally scarred after being picked last in PE every week
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)
# mmmmmm
if you have room for an unfit, overweight, drinker and smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# only on the table footie
team..
I'll be on the rudgby national side if ya want?
Hey, fuck it, Im irish. Stuff the lot of ye fenian bastards (whatever that means :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# you slagging yourself then?
you do know Fenian ~= (Republic) Irish?

Oh, and WE'RE IN THE SECOND ROUND!!!

sorry for breaking the curfew; please don't shoot me
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)
# I was asleep in the histroy lessons at school.
So dont know if I missed anything interesting.
Possibly "Orange bastards"?
I need some prozack.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# why Prozac?
We Won! Ain't that enough?

BTW, won tkts for the Frames tomorrow off lgg. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)
# hey cool..
So you're a bogtrotter as well eh?
So there's me and Fuzzbucket and yerself.
Any other paddies for the Irish team?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)
# me too
I'm a bogman
([]DOo []DOo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)
# bogmen
rule.
nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# I broke my finger
playing rugby for Ireland. Well the trials for the team actually, but I was very proud of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)
# hey nice..
I used to play in school till I got too skinny and started drinking and smoking.
Oh, discovered masturbation around the same time, and that was much more fun.
Still is too!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)
# They keep
showing the submarine bar in Dublin - I wish I was there..
I gave up rugby when I came to England - the english girlies were much scarier than us gentile irish birds..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# I know that place..
wish I was there too.
*stuck in office sobbing into tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# We'll start
team a1pha
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# no no nooooo
it's PE all over again!!! acgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)
# The thing that excites me about this is...
the concept of b3tan nationhood!

We're going to need a flag... passports... a national anthem... a government system... (er...general anarchy, I suspect... a parliament building... (can I design that?)...

Better get moving, folks!

Onward towards nationhood!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Koit
to record the national anthem!
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)