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# 'there's only one way to kill a mole...
...BLOW IT'S BLOODY 'EAD OFF!
/jasper carrott
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# With a hairdrier


woooooooooooosh
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# They were showing a lot of him
on Living on Sky and the like on Sunday night, I quite enjoyed it. Then I saw Bill Bailey and have since been singing "Human slaves in an insect nation- ahaaah aaah haa aah aah!" constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# bill bailey's ace
he's the inspiration for my cup of cheese
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# and my bottle of chips.
heeeza dude that bailey
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# new edinburgh show is called
"part troll"
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# arrr a dude he be



are you by any chance related to him?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I wish I was.
My mum ran away before I was born and me dad was a pizza delivery boy who later died eating his own toenails.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# tragic story
my dad was a balloonist who just ballooned once too many times and popped. Me mam exploded with grief. And little Timmy the orphan... well we don't speak of THAT
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I think you should.
Right here, right now.

Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# oh the pain
little... l-little timmy......

got run over by a rampant horny john major who just wasn't getting enough.

ooh the pain of it all


and cellery
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# fact.
Never keep celery in a cellar under -14 degrees C.

Some russian dude once did that and it all fucked up.

Or maybe it was tin. Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Damn it


i'd better hide the asparagus from paula then
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Do they still do toenail pizza?
And do they deliver? You've just made a young man very hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I challenge u to find a cup of cheese!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i made the bottle of chips
a cup of cheese you say?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Well
I wrote it


YES! CUP OF CHEESE!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)