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[challenge entry] 'Weee willlll helpppp youuuu, earthhhh peopllllllle'

From the When Baddies turn Good challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# i committed
treason yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Did you kill a swan?
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# no,
i abused seven pence in a chemistry lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ummm
why and how?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# because science is cool.
by cleaning off the grime, dipping them in a boiling solution of sodium hydroxide with small bits of zinc in it, leaving them for a few minutes, then taking them out. they have a lovely silver colour now, but it easily rubs off. running them under the tap, then evenly heating them for about a minute and they have a nice golden shine that sticks.

and then i also kept on heating one, and held it in a hot flame for a couple of minutes, and you could see liquid running across the surface, and it was glowing red in the end, and then we bent it into a sans-serif u-shape, and when it cooled down, the queen's head was much much less prominent, and it had gone back to the original colour.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# cool
I wish science was still like that...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# we only did it cos half the class wasn't there.
science isn't much like that most of the time. i should have done english lit instead of chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hmm
too bad sounded cool.

can you switch?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# well, i could, but not really
since it's halfway through, and i like chemistry, but not so much as it once seemed.

and i'd rather do a year of chemistry with my mates than start english lit with the year below. their entire year is slappers and airheads.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# ah well
can you tell I have no idea how your education system works?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# don't worry,
it's mutual.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:57, archived)
# got a pic of the coin?
???
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# chemistry exists to be abused
we just pissed around with ether last lesson :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# It's alright
I hear those coins are fake...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# haa haa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Australia 3 - 12 England
England don't score tries my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# look
over there ----------------->

i think there's someone who gives a shit

;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:42, archived)
# I still think
over there

<--------------------

would be a much better hiding place...no one would think to look :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I give a shit
and I don't care about anyone else...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# *looks*
there's nobody there!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:46, archived)
# exactly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:48, archived)
# This may scare you
but I had a bizarre dream about you last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:40, archived)
# you probably did
and you possibly have!

what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Not entirely sure
Someone was driving us around Basildon trying to go to some b3ta bash, but never made it. Twas very odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:47, archived)
# i abused seven
tents yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:35, archived)
# It looked to me like they were requesting
"Change for the bandits, please?"

Good Morning!
(Smudger, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)