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# The Spazhopper


(the head came from some b3tan's pet turtle or something...I think...apologies if I just nicked a photoshop cos it's a messed up face...)
(christophaloph, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# that's nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# how do I look in drag then darling ;)
here
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
very nice :)

You pull it off rather well :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# thanks duckie
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Je joue au tennis
He he

I reckon I can get work as an ugly Leyton Hewitt impersonator.

Loads of people around the time of Wimbledon said I looked like him.

Nah, I think instead I'll crash parties dressed as Osama Bin Laden.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# very clever
is dr phil here?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# ahem
1. Kittens have claws.
2. Kittens get cross after a while when you tickle their tummies for too long.
3. Kittens can purr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# kittens
are soooooooooo last year. otters are the new kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# or sealions
sealions are good too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# sealions
are the new dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# in fact
aquatic mammals are the new land mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I heard that minerals
are the new vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# yay thats 9
im gonna have to put them all in a book and sell it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
#
So far they're all in a spreadsheet so I don't repeat myself too soon.

100,000,1 is a lot of facts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# 'ello
Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# 'ello
Mr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hello
I sent you an email
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# aha
so you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)