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[challenge entry] the kittens found their saviour


.... as he bit through the rope, the wheel stopped rolling towards them

From the When Baddies turn Good challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# isnt this a repost?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# presumably
it's a repost for the competition, in which case it should be entered as such.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# one day old
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# once opened
treat as milk
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# how do u enter the comp
without posting here?

(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you do post it here
but you have to use the drop-box to make it into a compo entry
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# drop box?
(sorry to threadwaste)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
# click "edit" under your post
where it says "This is:" under the message box is a drop box. Change it to say "a baddie turned good", then click "Save".
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# you're not threadwasting
you're conducting this properly.

when you make a new post, or edit an existing one, underneath where you type the message body there's a box with "This is:" beside it - if this says "normal post" then you've not entered the compo, you've just posted a normal message.

you have to edit the above post and change the box so it says "This is: a baddie turned good"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# thanx
(last post on this thread) (promise)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# don't worry about posts
all the posts in a thread mean nothing, really... you could reply to yourself a million times and while it might get boring it'll never get rid of anyone else's work.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# edit the pick
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# erm...kinda
it's new and edited

sorry
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Edited? I should 'it your 'ed
all you did was add the line at the bottom!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)
# and...
the shadows + an extra kitten
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I saw that earlier today
and you didn't mention a repost.

GLASSCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# no its not glasscock as he made it
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I apologise
i didn't think he was the one hoo'd made it in t' first place.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Good lord
sometimes it seems glasscock is as difficult to define as the offside rule.


Waits as flood of offside rule definitions are posted.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# the offside rule
is to do with football, and therefore crap.

end of debate
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# GLASSCOCK MISUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get yer b3taisms sorted out, sir.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# whats a glasscock?
i'm new... please help
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# something we've
all seen before
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)
# once upon a time...
...there was a female golf champion. She won a high-profile tournament, and was presented with a crystal trophy. She was so excited that she held it aloft and kissed it for the cameras of the assembled press.

Unfortunately, from the side it looked just like a big cock made of glass.

The resulting photo went round the internet 17 times in a day and a half. Everyone had it in their inbox many times.

In the world of b3ta, this legendary picture led to the phrase "glass cock" (or "glasscock"), referring to any net-carried meme that everyone has already seen a million times.

edit - here: partytuesday.iwarp.com/pictures/penis.htm
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# all these damn newbs
coming in here bandying around terms willy nilly...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# quiet you!
i got confused and misused a term. I apologised and therefore you are bullying me.

/cries
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
# go onnnnnnnn
go and tell your mum...

sissy :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Nork?
KILL!

(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# *snigger
you said willy!!

*snort
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# cock!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# kidney removal?????
really????

(or are you living that urban myth about getting drunk in Thailand?)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# it was for comic effect my friend
merely taking the piss out of mr sunhine elephant...

kidneys intact!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# ahyes.
indeed.

oops.

comedy detector must be on the fritz again. Too much orchid shopping.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# she's very lovely by the way : )
(, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)