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[challenge entry] I'm going to burn in hell for this...

God, I hope no-one knows this poor woman. Just what I was able to pick out.
And I said I was going to post lots - I've got 18 weeks of non-posting to make up for!

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)
# what exactly
is my wife doing here?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# thats the best bush ever!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)
# what,
stars?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# do they serve coffee
...
geddit?
...
Starbush
....
i'll get me coat
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# you'll get a clip round the ear
and no dinner if you crack any more jokes like that.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# No it's not.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# omfg
hairum-scarum I think that's called.
Damn, more bush there than the US presidential rolls.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I'm hoping she has discovered macrame.
Or finger knitting.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# oh.
god.

that's terrible.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# holy shiting christ!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)
# where was that
during the wogan compo
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
It could probably support a reasonably sized ecosystem
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Arrrrg!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaaha!
Cooooey!

Kiss Mummy.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)
# thats me
are we married?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# i should have known this would happen
when you didn't recognise me at the registry office.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# fuck the looks
i bet she's tight.

/coat.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# They're all the same...
with the light off.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# If you had the light on...
...she would burn her arse on it ;oP
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)
# as I've been told by my dear mother...
"all cats look grey in the dark"
Still, you can never operate in full darkness.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)
# oh?
I thought it was "all cats look gay in the dark"
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# she looks a little like this poor lady
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)
# She has lost her war on frump.
.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
(, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)