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# whats in a pret sandwich
well mostly i tend to find pubic hairs from levi wearing, disgruntled foreign employees being paid 5p an hour.
(antony07, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Pret is short for
Pretty Mangy. Whis is apparently French for ready to Eat.

I buy sandwiches in Benjy's and Eat, because the quality is just as poor, but they are cheaper and don't piss me off with all that "its good for you" crap.

Nicer looking Eastern European girls as well.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# The girls are always
miserable apart from the one called Flora on New Oxford Street. She's quite cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I said better looking...
not happy. If you wanted an Eastern European girl to be nice to you, you could try Peter Street. It costs extra though.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Greggs
have good sandwiches.
(Amerella, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Benjys are the best value
sandies in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i used to eat from the one on kingsway every day
it was ace. the cheese salad bap was a god send
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# you on portland street then...
...in 'town'?
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I think Benjy's is great
if a little pikey.

Plus the one on Victoria Street used to hand out all their unsold stuff to the homeless.

Anyway Pret is now part of MacDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# they do that
but while eating I always think, "If I hadn't bought this some homeless guy would be getting a nice sarnie later on"

Then I get abuse from some pissed scabby homeless person and feel much better about depriving them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Nope
McDonalds are a minority shareholder - approx 30%, IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# No,
I've just been to Eat and now I'm eating Spicy Crayfish noodles.

I'm eating as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I must be lucky in my work
I'm generally gruntled.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)