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[challenge entry] The world's largest coffee mourning.

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(buboboy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)
# heh
made me spit out my pret sandwich!
(antony07, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)
# whats in a pret sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)
# why
"prets" of course.
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Ready Brek.
Honest...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Rocket
Full of rocket.
Rocket RocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocketRocket

God I hate rocket.
(Soapy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# and goo
lots of goo in it too
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# the same as you get from a supermarket
but with wacky bread.
They're very expensive considering how not very nice they are
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Philistine
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I wish
we had a pret around norwich, it also depends which pret you go to and when because its all put together on site.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Pret around Norwich?
next you'll be wanting one of those McDonalds places!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)
# The one on Liverpool St
is nice - I know the folks in there, and the one on the corner of Old Broad St & Great Winchester St rocks too - the staff are always happy there...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)
# whats in a pret sandwich
well mostly i tend to find pubic hairs from levi wearing, disgruntled foreign employees being paid 5p an hour.
(antony07, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Pret is short for
Pretty Mangy. Whis is apparently French for ready to Eat.

I buy sandwiches in Benjy's and Eat, because the quality is just as poor, but they are cheaper and don't piss me off with all that "its good for you" crap.

Nicer looking Eastern European girls as well.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# The girls are always
miserable apart from the one called Flora on New Oxford Street. She's quite cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I said better looking...
not happy. If you wanted an Eastern European girl to be nice to you, you could try Peter Street. It costs extra though.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Greggs
have good sandwiches.
(Amerella, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Benjys are the best value
sandies in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i used to eat from the one on kingsway every day
it was ace. the cheese salad bap was a god send
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# you on portland street then...
...in 'town'?
(I helped save b3ta! DangerousClive, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I think Benjy's is great
if a little pikey.

Plus the one on Victoria Street used to hand out all their unsold stuff to the homeless.

Anyway Pret is now part of MacDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# they do that
but while eating I always think, "If I hadn't bought this some homeless guy would be getting a nice sarnie later on"

Then I get abuse from some pissed scabby homeless person and feel much better about depriving them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Nope
McDonalds are a minority shareholder - approx 30%, IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# No,
I've just been to Eat and now I'm eating Spicy Crayfish noodles.

I'm eating as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I must be lucky in my work
I'm generally gruntled.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# har har har
Woo!

*Sob, sniff, sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)
# laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)
# i'm afraid i'm just
not in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i advise you to see harry.
he'll cheer you up.

www.b3ta.com/board/1515453
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hehe.
he truly is happiness inducing :)
Also, have you used the same code in your profile as me?
Except the colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# have you used the same as baz?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# no.
meaning that possibly baz has copied mine.
Possibly.
That or coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)
# good pun!
sorry to threadjack but is 100k small enough for a gif these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)
# im fine with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)
# 'im tarzan?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# your so pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# *sploot*
[bits of brainstuff's brain stuff everywhere]
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# all those keyboards are wronged
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# seems like
the only people who take pictures of their keyboards seem to be American.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# ha
what does that tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# They have cameras that work?
They have stiff necks?
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# just to redress the balance


and i'm most definitely english.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# as a rule of thumb
150k is the limit around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# ho ho
groan
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)
# that's
just reminded me to sober up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha that's lovely!
mmm coffee ... er i mean tea... mmm tea. *phew*
(joshwa ultra lurker, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# oh dear
that's rather amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# So's this


Mull of Kintyre la la lala la la
(ThrupennyBit, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)