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(jim-jams, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:43, archived)
# that is very surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:44, archived)
# ARSE
sorry for the threadjack

- is there any way to change your registered b3ta e-mail address?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# ask rob cal or pep
:|
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# I would've thought so
but after a quick look around it appears not...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# hang on a minute!!
your reply down there confused me more?
a/s/l please!
I'm 28/f/Lisburn
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# 20/m/edinburgh
and apparently i'm cute in drag
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# im not sure i want to know HOW you found that one out....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# you lying cunt
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i got invited to a hennight on the
condition i went in drag
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yay for
loose Lisburn lezzers!

;-)

edit: and who the hell apart from Norn Irners is going to know where Lisburn is? I hardly even know where it is!

although I can follow the road past the City Hospital and probably find it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm a right millie, me!

Actually, I'm not, do I look like one? I'm just trying to ascertain whether whillow is male or female
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# nah you look
like an intellectual bird

and quite.. um OK for someone from Lisburn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# lol!
I'm a munter and always will be!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:03, archived)
# 15/M/Essex
I am not making much sense tonight, should turn in soon I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# M M M ?
Yick! I thought you would be a bird.

15? Jesus.... you young guttersnipes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:53, archived)
# No one ever knows
how old I am or what gender (gender only online though) till I tell them. It's quite good fun really.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:57, archived)
# you are male!
I knew it! Whydoes Just Here fancy you? I thought he was straight? Is it just a free for all now?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# He thought I was female
As I found when I searched for my username-
www.b3ta.com/board/1352850
www.b3ta.com/board/1481810
www.b3ta.com/board/1011301
It's even funnier when people in real life don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# hehehe!
I thought yu were male, a woman would have put on full make up to shop herself. 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# I haven't worn any in a while
But luckily, the poor quality hides my ugliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# 19/m/North-East London(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# ...
...152/robot/underground lair
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I love you
I wish I could do surreal replies the way you do.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# surreal?
I was being truthful for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# yup
you ask rob/pep nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:47, archived)
# i'll submit a patch soon
..... to allow you to do it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:50, archived)
# wheee :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:52, archived)
# who am you?
am you the person wot booted Smash Mash off and caused him no end of login problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:54, archived)
# To jump to Tef's defense...
...his little games have not been the cause of anyone's login problems (I think).

They may, however, have highlighted already existing problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# that`s a fair point
I haven`t been around much, so I`m not pointing any fingers

... mainly because I am wanking as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# cheers bob
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Of course...
...apart from that, you are a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Ooooo.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:45, archived)
# god whens he gonna stop. WHENS HE GONNA STOP
aggggghhhhhh
(Maxx powdered toast, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# i've done that
.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Ow.
I think he missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# 1
GO/NO GO
' '
RELATIVE FIT
' '
MINIMUM
THREAT
' '
WOO YAY
(jim-jams, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:32, archived)
# 1
' '
GO/NO GO
' '
RELATIVE FIT
' '
MINIMUM
THREAT
' '
WOO YAY
' '
(jim-jams, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:34, archived)