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# For The Kaiser


P.S. Kittens 1, Crime 0
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:00, archived)
# jæææææj!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Night
Night
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# That was a bit...
...self indulgent was it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# e-mail spam
Dear Sir/Madam,

I visited www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk and found it is a thoughtfully designed site with much helpful information but poorly listed on some major search engines and directories.

I wonder what they expect it to be listed under???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# You know...
...there are some poeple that will list you with search engines and generate traffic to your site.

I believe you may have to pay a fee for this service though.

It must be a good idea though as I receive many unsolicited emails from them all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# what makes me wonder is how they can guarantee EVERYONE
high ranking in the search engines.

They compete with themself as well as all the other companies doing the same thing for the same 10 or 20 places.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:21, archived)
# what
did he do?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# He finished the m3tatween
and didn't tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nice username :)
uh oh, NAKED TIME IS OVER. CLOTHES ON EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Professor,
why did you just post a lot of blank space?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# it was
in me,
and it had to come out
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I bet
that's what you tell all the girls you smooth talker.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# but he pays for the dry cleaning
so it's fair enough.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# she looks turned on
must be an exhibitionist
(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha!
woo!


right kids, im off to bed. Goodnight to everyone, except martian. I hope you have a shit night. I hope you get in bed and find out that some mice have secretly left a bear trap in it, and you trap your arse and get chlamydia from fucking goats. Other than that. night all.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hmmm...
that would explain why mrs martian is screaming...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# theres a MRS martian?
Kinell, I thought you were gay!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# so did she.
man was she surprised.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# his picture is next to that word
in the dictionary, certainly.

Maybe its the "noddy" gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# and your picture is next to the word 'cunt'.
we should get together and sue them for using our images without permission.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# yeah..
fuck the fucking fuckers!

fuckwads, to a man.

I mean, if I were to make a dictionary I woulda put pictures in yeah?

"b"
"brea"
"Breasts" [pic]
mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i would have put one in next to 'cunt'
but not one of you.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You need to keep it simple..
so people like yerself can understand..

otherwise whats the point?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
#





dunno...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# me
























neever
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# night ya purple haird oirish loon ya
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# You.
Have.
Purle. purple, i meant purple!!!
Hair.
And.
Youre?
Irish?

UBER WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# wooyay,
is reverend dan about i made him a new woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# it animates
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I love you
'cause you're very mature for your age
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# 7?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# oh thanks :)
works better when i line it up
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# woo
he he he he
yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Woosome
..how dare they run a cat story without a picture of said cat!
shoddy bloody gutter journos.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:07, archived)