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# okeydokes
seeing as you have to bitch at me for having a go at something for a laugh and to se if it'd work on people who didn't know what was going on, have something a little simpler



notice the 60% clearness, the total lack of any attempt to hide the added image, and no use of any depth or scale

oh, and martian. you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# what...
is it, then?
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:57, archived)
# morning you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# twunt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:59, archived)
# chutney ferret
arse scalping badger felcher
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# CHUTNEY FERRET!
I'm dyin!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# i can kill you
for a small fee :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:07, archived)
# would ya?
cuz this pain in my ass* is killing me


*YOU are the pain in my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I still think
twunt's about the best I can manage :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Quim basket,
Bunny buggerer,
Llama licker,
Jackson Bollock.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Can you feel the love tonight?
teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# of course we can
you whore.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Oi!
That's not very fucking fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i was feeling the love
for $10...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# *tasty bursts into tears*
i just logged on a walked straight into this barrage of non-fluffyness :o(
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# i am being fluffy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# it's all a joke, honest :)
*hands tasty a tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:10, archived)
# yeah
we're all really the same person.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:13, archived)
# *thanks*
:o)
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Hehehehe
well I found this on my server earlier today..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# aaarrghh
you wouldn't believe the de-sponging surgery i needed after that!
(tasty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# It's okay
he's jealous.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)
# if only you knew
how right you are...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Awww
i didn't know.
:)
was just tryin to be pfluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# *hug*
cheers.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# *hug*
awww...hey! did you just grab my ass?!?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# what can i say?
i thought you kentucky ladies liked that...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:33, archived)
# I didn't protest!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# AM not!
am not

am not

am not.

and if you think I am it's because you want me to be.

*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Are too
Are too!

Are too!

okay, i want you to be, maybe a little.

*HONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Ooop!
WHAT?

what if I was?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Heheheh
How you doin?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:30, archived)
# swimming in guilt and confusion....
so, I'm a b3tan...

No no.. how YOU doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Guilt? Confustion?
But why?

I'm doing fine, could be doing a lot better.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# me too sista...
well.. erm... I dunno... is it hot in here?

Why could you be doing alot better?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# It's not too hot in here
but it could be if you wanted it to ;)

i could be better if i had a boyfriend or even a male friend whom i could abuse sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:43, archived)
# and if I were there...
I would BEG for it to be me.

But alas... You are in Kentucky.. and I am in Calofirnia. Although I have family in Knoxville that I was meaning to visit...

edit: Not that I would do that mind you... I am kidding

edit of edit: Maybe I wasn't kidding!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Well
maybe you should take a visit soon.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:52, archived)
# whoa!
WHere in the world is Clinton, TN? THat's where me mum lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Erm
I'm going to guess Tennessee?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:00, archived)
# no.. IN Tennessee... I'm trying to find it...
I think it's west of Knoxville... about 60 miles.

May I mail you sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Sure
sorry i didn't get this until it became spazz
my email is on my website
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 4:16, archived)
# i can
mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# twunt
to the power of 2.
edit: not you, that was a "seconded" in mathematical notation.
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# morning?
oh not for me.
I'm still in drunken evening land, thank you very much!

yay for talisker and all the other fine scotches!
(yakmonkey, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# < nope
think my eyes have packed in
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# no.
still don't see anything.

sorry if i sounded grumpy. i thought it was clear in my post with small letters that i was just annoyed for not getting it.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# I don't see it.
What?
(Romana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Morning KBIIL!
What's been happening as I have only just finished work?
(Smudger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Nope,
still nothing...erm...wait...is that?
Nah! Probably just another dumb monk...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# when you posted the zoom on the other pic
I thought it was goatse...

if you're gonna bait newspapers, you have to make something that's visible before it gets reduced to print, otherwise it'll just get written off as a printing error. it was very subtle work - but in this kinda situation, that's really not what works best...

/bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# yep
indeed, i realise that now, but i needed to test on people who look for subtle edits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# waw?ysefb's?
there's an apology waiting for you up there, by the way.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# yeah, i saw
i also don't accept it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# fair enough.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# if it makes you feel better
I did see that it was that area straight off - but as I say, until the zoom I had no clue what it was that was wrong, and then I got it wrong by a large margin!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# yep
needs work, and the ghosts needs to be near the centre i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:06, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:02, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:04, archived)
# still looks like
a sailboat
(KnitWit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:00, archived)
# FFS Berk
I think you're just yanking our pudding now.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:03, archived)
# is that a face in their
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:09, archived)